Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.

[Telarus]

So this begs the question.... WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THUMBS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

[LaughingOtter]

Hmmm. My first thoughts, "And now for my next impersonation: Jesse Owens!"
The old Tekken videogame fighting series had a bear named Kuma as a playable character.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

If he can do that with a staff, imagine what he could do with his bear hands...


(IN BEFORE RWHN!)

[AFK]

Hmm, I would've figured a bear handling a zoo staff would result in some grizzly bloodletting.  

[LMNO]

Let us all paws for a moment of silent reflection about how unBearable that last pun was.

[AFK]

[Jasper]

I was kind of hoping the bear was going to actually fight someone, but that was still amazing.  Bears are to be feared.  If they have that kind of hand eye coordination, they could probably wear armor and wield guns, too.

[Suu]

Do you think the zoo has some sort of claws for this kind of incident?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was kind of hoping the bear was going to actually fight someone, but that was still amazing.  Bears are to be feared.  If they have that kind of hand eye coordination, they could probably wear armor and wield guns, too.

Gun wielding bear=Metal

[Elder Iptuous]

You want bears to wield guns?
There's Ursine!
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[Abbess Jade]

Hmmm. My first thoughts, "And now for my next impersonation: Jesse Owens!"
The old Tekken videogame fighting series had a bear named Kuma as a playable character.

Tekken still has Kuma. And they also have a Panda as Xiaoyu's pet. He/She is also playable.


Jade,
A girl who still loves her Tekken.

[Elder Iptuous]

yeah, the new tekken came out, and now i think i have to buy the PS3.
and also red dead redemption looks pretty good, too...

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Colbert's pants are going to be FURnished with a stack of bricks when he sees this.

[Nast]

 

I thought this was going to be about BOYS BOYS.

[Dimocritus]

This is way more impressive than I anticipated.