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Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.

Started by Telarus, May 24, 2010, 05:59:38 PM

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Hmmm. My first thoughts, "And now for my next impersonation: Jesse Owens!"
The old Tekken videogame fighting series had a bear named Kuma as a playable character.
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

If he can do that with a staff, imagine what he could do with his bear hands...


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Hmm, I would've figured a bear handling a zoo staff would result in some grizzly bloodletting.  
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Jasper

I was kind of hoping the bear was going to actually fight someone, but that was still amazing.  Bears are to be feared.  If they have that kind of hand eye coordination, they could probably wear armor and wield guns, too.

Suu

Do you think the zoo has some sort of claws for this kind of incident?
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Quote from: Sigmatic on May 24, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
I was kind of hoping the bear was going to actually fight someone, but that was still amazing.  Bears are to be feared.  If they have that kind of hand eye coordination, they could probably wear armor and wield guns, too.

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You want bears to wield guns?
There's Ursine!
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Quote from: LaughingOtter on May 24, 2010, 06:16:31 PM
Hmmm. My first thoughts, "And now for my next impersonation: Jesse Owens!"
The old Tekken videogame fighting series had a bear named Kuma as a playable character.


Tekken still has Kuma. And they also have a Panda as Xiaoyu's pet. He/She is also playable.


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Elder Iptuous

yeah, the new tekken came out, and now i think i have to buy the PS3.
and also red dead redemption looks pretty good, too...

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This is way more impressive than I anticipated.
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