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What video game world would you live in?

Started by Cramulus, May 26, 2010, 03:17:23 PM

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Quote from: Cramulus on May 26, 2010, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 26, 2010, 04:40:08 PM
Doom. Minions of hell chasing me about and trying to kill me would never get old.

nope, you can't be the main guy. So you're probably just some tard stuck in hell.


If I was stuck in hell with a bunch of shotguns and amphetamines lying around I'd be the "main guy" soon enough. All I'd have to do was whack the twat with the neon "1-up" flashing over his head. How hard can that be?  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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I'd pick LoZ. Great scenery, and any problem can be easily solved with the right tools. Plus, boomerangs that ALWAYS return. And bombs. Nuff sed.
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Harvest Moon.

Gonna take away your chance of marrying that hot vineyard chick, man.
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Fallout 3.  I mean yeah there's always a chance of getting eaten by supermutants or tortured by bandit gangs, but I'd have all the Nuka-Cola I could get my hands on.
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Cramulus

Earthworm Jim lives in a pretty funny universe, that might be cool

Paperboy, because then I might live in a house with bear traps in the front lawn or something. However, my windows would be at high risk of being smashed.

SmashTV because you're just a regular dude who watches an awesome TV show

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

SimCity, lol.  Micromanaging megalomaniacal totalitarians who live forever, hell bent on making everyone happy and wealthy as possible.  :lulz:

That or Oblivion.  Sure, I might end up one of the poor bastards in Kvatch, but fuck it.  While I was alive, I'd be able to summon headless zombies and beat the fuck out of them with baseball bats whenever I get bored.




ETA: Only if I get to keep my face though.  Some of those randomly generated faces are just NOT ON.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

Reginald Ret

Kult: The heretic kingdoms    
A perfect place for an atheist, all the crazy zealots are busy hunting religious folk.

Septerra Core
Weird world, and almost no civilian casualties.

Toejam and Earl
Funky music

Death Track
the racers are players so you get to be a spectator to a really violent and bloody race/battle

Alpha Centauri
futuristic. and if your faction wins the game you get to be immortal in a dyson sphere.
Jus keep your fingers crossed no faction starts throwing nukes.

OH OH OH!!!!!!
Majesty: the fantasy kingdom sim.
The player is king and the npc's are adventuring heroes.
I get to be a Warrior of Discord!  or is this cheating?

Gothic 3
for the scenery.
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