Day of Discord: Providence/Boston

[Doktor Howl]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

[Suu]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Don't believe the hype. Everything south of Carlisle is England. Including especially fucking Wales!

Balls.  If you are from one of the following areas, you are English:

England.
Wales.
Cornwall.
Scotland.
Ireland. Ulster.
Canada (HAH!  I was born in Michigan, spags!  169% OWNED.  I mean me.)
Australia.
Gibralter.
Any of those little fucking islands off of England.
Belize.
New Zealand.
Anywhere within 1 mile of Brown University, in Providence, Rhode Island.

Fixed.

No.  Anywhere in Ireland.  The rest of the world has come to accept it, so those potato-sucking papists will simply have to come to terms with it.

Ah, though you were going with the English monarch being the head of state.

And I will not come to terms with the idea. :huffing potato:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

[Doktor Howl]

Ah, though you were going with the English monarch being the head of state.

No, no, no.  That is only a small part of being English, much like the wearing of bad sweaters, the nodding acquaintance with dental hygiene, and adding unneccesary U's to everything.  Being English is a state of being, sort of like a state of grace, only backwards.

And I will not come to terms with the idea. :huffing potato:

Denying reality doesn't change it.

[Suu]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Yes. Anything by Traquair is exceptional, but after that watch out.

[East Coast Hustle]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Actually, Harviestoun Brewery makes some really good beers. The "Old Engine Oil" is exceptional enough that we serve it on tap, and we have an almost unbearably stellar beer selection.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ah, though you were going with the English monarch being the head of state.

No, no, no.  That is only a small part of being English, much like the wearing of bad sweaters, the nodding acquaintance with dental hygiene, and adding unneccesary U's to everything.  Being English is a state of being, sort of like a state of grace, only backwards.

And I will not come to terms with the idea. :huffing potato:

Denying reality doesn't change it.

Don't forget refusal to drive on the proper side of the street and changing er to re

[Doktor Howl]

Incidentally, Dimo looks and acts like the smartass New Yorker from Band of Brothers (the one that winds up accidentally shooting himself with a Luger, although I did not witness him doing that.).

Richter, Suu, Cram, and LMNO are exactly what I've expected.  What you see here is what you get.  That's a good thing.  Except when Suu punched me in the balls at the bar.  That kind of sucked a bit.

EoC seemed very nice and calm at first, until he filled himself up with bad Belgian beer and started beating up hipsters.  Then he was amazing.

Cainad spent all his time menacing the locals and making strong men cry, so I didn't really get to know him.

Pope Tom and Nephew Twiddington were quiet, but seemed very nice.

Darth Cupcake ripped me off.  I paid her good money to kick me in the junk and she refused, citing lack of proper PPE.

Eve was also very quiet, but very nice.

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Who did I miss?

[LMNO]

September?

[Doktor Howl]

September?

September is what any one of us could turn into, if we lost everything and got a case of terminal brain flukes.

[LMNO]

We should chip in and get him internet access.

Or do you think one Hirley0 is enough?

[Doktor Howl]

We should chip in and get him internet access.

Or do you think one Hirley0 is enough?

I don't know how to hand out smokes over the interwebs.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Incidentally, Dimo looks and acts like the smartass New Yorker from Band of Brothers (the one that winds up accidentally shooting himself with a Luger, although I did not witness him doing that.).

Richter, Suu, Cram, and LMNO are exactly what I've expected.  What you see here is what you get.  That's a good thing.  Except when Suu punched me in the balls at the bar.  That kind of sucked a bit.

EoC seemed very nice and calm at first, until he filled himself up with bad Belgian beer and started beating up hipsters.  Then he was amazing.

Cainad spent all his time menacing the locals and making strong men cry, so I didn't really get to know him.

Pope Tom and Nephew Twiddington were quiet, but seemed very nice.

Darth Cupcake ripped me off.  I paid her good money to kick me in the junk and she refused, citing lack of proper PPE.

Eve was also very quiet, but very nice.

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Who did I miss?

I'm shy around new people. If I got drunk on the way over came earlier in the day I would have gotten more comfortable and would have talked more.

[Suu]

Except when Suu punched me in the balls at the bar.  That kind of sucked a bit.

I'm never living this night down, ever.


And you forgot General Stuart and Herbert.