Operations you want celebs to have

[Richter]

Jack Nicholson also must have large D cup breast implants, because he'd carry it off with style, still give people the evil bedroom smirk over a shirt open jsut a few buttons too far.  This dissonant combination would destroy men's brains, and make me laugh.

[Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard]

Mel Gibson.
Vasectomy.

[Dimocritus]

Hrm... I'm not a doctor, so I wouldn't know, but is there a surgical procedure that involves repeated kicks to the junk? If so, I'll start making a list of people...

[Adios]

Jack Nicholson also must have large D cup breast implants, because he'd carry it off with style, still give people the evil bedroom smirk over a shirt open jsut a few buttons too far.  This dissonant combination would destroy men's brains, and make me laugh.

You are a very, very sick fuck.

[Cramulus]

I want Carson Daily to get stitches

I want Cher's wisdom teeth removed


am I doing it right?

[Adios]

Liv Tyler sewn to my lap.

[Richter]

Brick Top and Christopher Walken connected at the back of the skull to form a modern day Janus.

[P3nT4gR4m]

It's only a matter of time til this fread devolves into human centipede trilogies...

[BadBeast]

I'd like to see a Post Natal Abortion, performed on Mel Gibson. Or Bono. Or even Paul McCartney.
Whichever one is moar deserving.

[Cramulus]

I want the dixie chicks to get hysterectomies

I want Russel Crowe to have a hip replacement

I want the guy who plays Kumar to have a balloon angioplasty of the coronary artery

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have an abortion

[-Kel-]

id like rush limbaugh and glen beck to have their tongues removed.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I want the dixie chicks to get hysterectomies

I want Russel Crowe to have a hip replacement

I want the guy who plays Kumar to have a balloon angioplasty of the coronary artery

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have an abortion

I want this to be the start of a song. I want Cat Stevens to sing it!