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Operations you want celebs to have

Started by Adios, May 27, 2010, 09:29:16 PM

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Richter

#15
May 28, 2010, 07:35:12 PM
Jack Nicholson also must have large D cup breast implants, because he'd carry it off with style, still give people the evil bedroom smirk over a shirt open jsut a few buttons too far.  This dissonant combination would destroy men's brains, and make me laugh.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#16
May 28, 2010, 08:26:56 PM
Mel Gibson.
Vasectomy.
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Dimocritus

#17
May 28, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Hrm... I'm not a doctor, so I wouldn't know, but is there a surgical procedure that involves repeated kicks to the junk? If so, I'll start making a list of people...
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Adios

#18
May 28, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2010, 07:35:12 PM
Jack Nicholson also must have large D cup breast implants, because he'd carry it off with style, still give people the evil bedroom smirk over a shirt open jsut a few buttons too far.  This dissonant combination would destroy men's brains, and make me laugh.


You are a very, very sick fuck.

Cramulus

#19
May 28, 2010, 08:41:30 PM
I want Carson Daily to get stitches

I want Cher's wisdom teeth removed


am I doing it right?

Adios

#20
May 28, 2010, 09:05:18 PM
Liv Tyler sewn to my lap.

Richter

#21
May 28, 2010, 09:06:36 PM
Brick Top and Christopher Walken connected at the back of the skull to form a modern day Janus.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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P3nT4gR4m

#22
May 28, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
It's only a matter of time til this fread devolves into human centipede trilogies...

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BadBeast

#23
May 29, 2010, 12:20:33 AM
I'd like to see a Post Natal Abortion, performed on Mel Gibson. Or Bono. Or even Paul McCartney.
Whichever one is moar deserving.
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Cramulus

#24
May 29, 2010, 01:40:10 AM
I want the dixie chicks to get hysterectomies

I want Russel Crowe to have a hip replacement

I want the guy who plays Kumar to have a balloon angioplasty of the coronary artery

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have an abortion

-Kel-

#25
May 29, 2010, 03:08:03 AM
id like rush limbaugh and glen beck to have their tongues removed.

P3nT4gR4m

#26
May 29, 2010, 01:11:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 29, 2010, 01:40:10 AM
I want the dixie chicks to get hysterectomies

I want Russel Crowe to have a hip replacement

I want the guy who plays Kumar to have a balloon angioplasty of the coronary artery

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have an abortion

I want this to be the start of a song. I want Cat Stevens to sing it!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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