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Started by Dimocritus, May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
May 29, 2010, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 28, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
This Nurse Rhizome will be the end of us.

She knows too much. She must be... removed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#31
May 29, 2010, 04:46:30 AM
GIMME UR BEST SHOT DIMO



:argh!: :wink: :argh!: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Hoser McRhizzy

#32
May 29, 2010, 05:21:40 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 29, 2010, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 28, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
This Nurse Rhizome will be the end of us.

She knows too much. She must be... removed.

:tinfoilhat: :scared: :tinfoilhat:
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Nephew Twiddleton

#33
May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#35
May 30, 2010, 11:42:57 PM
:lol: , Twid.

Vene

#36
May 30, 2010, 11:48:56 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.
No, no, no, the taxonomists are part of the gay agenda, making it so that everybody is homo.

Nephew Twiddleton

#37
May 30, 2010, 11:52:32 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 30, 2010, 11:42:57 PM
:lol: , Twid.
:thanks:

Vene- that's part of the conspiracy. They make it look like the gay agenda to turn more people against it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
May 30, 2010, 11:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM


Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

:potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#39
May 31, 2010, 12:04:24 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 11:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM


Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

:potd:

I forgot to work "5 tons of flax" into it. Next time.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#40
May 31, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
WTF is flax, btw? I was thinking it was that stuff you used with solder but then I remembered that was "flux"

Now the principia makes no sense to me  :x

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Suu

#41
May 31, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
WTF is flax, btw? I was thinking it was that stuff you used with solder but then I remembered that was "flux"

Now the principia makes no sense to me  :x

The plant linen comes from.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#42
May 31, 2010, 03:23:17 PM
I'LL TAKE ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ON WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!

Dimo! Yuo're a Rhodie pseudon00b with like a gazillion posts who has to go BEGGING for an internets fight to prove he's all growed up now even though many regulars here already know you and consider you to be, at the very least, tolerable!

LMNO! Yuo're a Masshole spag living in ASSachusetts. If this fact alone weren't indictment enough, allow me to remind the forum that everyone in Massachewbutt is a horrible driver and therefore LMNO probably is too!

Nigel! I am taller than yuo! Also, there is a significant geological formation underneath your rain-soaked state that is likely to cause an incredibly massive tsunami at some indeterminate point in the future! AND IT WILL ALL BE YUOR FAULT!

Lizzay/BLARFINGARF! Yuo live in Calipornia! HAWHAWHAW! Wildfires and earthquakes and bears and Valley Girls. I don't even need to make this attack personal.

Nurse Rhizome! I... uh... don't know you all that well... um, which should be an insult in and of itself! Yeah!

Everyone else in teh fread! You, um... probably all have significant body odor! And stuff. Yup yup.


Cainad,
Probably should not have handicapped himself with the "one hand behind the back" thing

Dysnomia

#43
May 31, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cainad (dec.)

#44
May 31, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES

YOUR FACE MUTTON LOOKS LIKE CHOPPED PUBES!
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