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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 29, 2010, 04:44:07 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

May 29, 2010, 04:44:07 AM
Everybody else has 'em.

Here are the only two I could think of. Go!

WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT STRIFE?

YOU CAN'T SPELL "DISCORD" WITHOUT "DIS".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
May 29, 2010, 04:45:35 AM
KEEP DISCORDIA WEIRD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#2
May 29, 2010, 04:48:08 AM
MY OTHER CAR IS A MOUSTACHE.

IMAGINE WORLD PROLAPSE.



The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

BabylonHoruv

#3
May 29, 2010, 04:52:11 AM
My Pineal Gland is my copilot.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Salty

#4
May 29, 2010, 04:53:01 AM
KNOW ERIS, NO PEACE.

I'D RATHER BE GASM-ING.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#5
May 29, 2010, 04:54:56 AM
MY OTHER CAR IS A FNORD!
[/The Wisdom Cube]

Remington

#6
May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Maybe a little bit long. How about

FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Or even,

FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
Is it plugged in?

Vene

#7
May 29, 2010, 05:06:33 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Maybe a little bit long. How about

FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Or even,

FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
I prefer
FUCK!

Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"

Nast

#8
May 29, 2010, 07:30:07 AM
HOTDOG ONBOARD
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Remington

#9
May 29, 2010, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 29, 2010, 05:06:33 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Maybe a little bit long. How about

FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Or even,

FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
I prefer
FUCK!

Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"
?
Is it plugged in?

Jasper

#10
May 29, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Guns don't kill people.  Eris does.

DeadLucky

#11
May 29, 2010, 07:45:14 AM
"DON'T READ THIS STICKER"

"I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS"

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE LITERATE"

- DeadLucky

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings - Diogenes of Sinope

Member, Erisians for the Dissemination of Disinformation (EDD) Better Trolling Bureau
Vice President, Artifacts of Mystical Import/Export Inc.

Remington

#12
May 29, 2010, 07:47:23 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Guns don't kill people.  Eris does.
Guns don't kill people, bullets do.
Guns don't kill people, blood loss does.
Is it plugged in?

Bruno

#13
May 29, 2010, 09:20:09 AM Last Edit: May 29, 2010, 09:23:10 AM by Jerry_Frankster
"Honk if you like honking."

ETA: Crap. Somebody already did it.

Formerly something else...

Jasper

#14
May 29, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 07:47:23 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Guns don't kill people.  Eris does.
Guns don't kill people, bullets do.
Guns don't kill people, blood loss does.

Been done.

"Make Portland Weirder"
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