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Cheesy Discordian bumper stickers

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 29, 2010, 04:44:07 AM

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Freeky

#15
May 29, 2010, 09:38:39 AM
The internet killed you childhood, we killed your future.

memy

#16
May 29, 2010, 09:39:53 AM
DAD WHY DIDN'T YOU HUG ME MORE OFTEN

I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY DIDN'T PRESENT ITSELF

JERK

:|
ma-ma-say ma-ma-sah ma-ma-co-sah

the last yatto

#17
May 29, 2010, 09:44:54 AM
SIGN MY PENTION!
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Storebrand

#18
May 29, 2010, 04:53:49 PM
YES, BUT ONLY IF YOU HOLD IT

Vene

#19
May 29, 2010, 06:46:22 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 29, 2010, 05:06:33 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Maybe a little bit long. How about

FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Or even,

FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
I prefer
FUCK!

Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"
?
I like it

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
May 29, 2010, 08:32:54 PM
 :lulz:

These are great! Someone should open a cafepress shop, I'm too lazy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#21
May 29, 2010, 10:00:50 PM
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
May 30, 2010, 12:54:28 AM
Well SWEET.

Someone should put these in there as bumper stickers, too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
May 30, 2010, 05:08:50 PM
YOU GONNA GET RAPED
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
May 30, 2010, 05:23:52 PM
ERIS FROWNS ON TIME TRAVEL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
May 30, 2010, 05:25:03 PM
I <3 DISCORDIAN PUSSY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dimocritus

#26
May 30, 2010, 09:39:40 PM
Ha! I should have popped in here earlier! This thread awesome!

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 05:25:03 PM
I <3 DISCORDIAN PUSSY.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :fap:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

#27
May 31, 2010, 03:32:46 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

#28
May 31, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Adios

#29
May 31, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
From the new feed;

We throw rocks at your Sacred Cows
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