ATTN Resident Deities

[Remington]

I declare myself the God of Awkward Silences.

[Freeky]

Better?

*drools...

oh! Hi. Sorry about that.

I call volcanoes...

 

[Iason Ouabache]

Oh look, it's summer. I wonder if we'll have some more fires here.

Who's the deity in charge of those?

Does this position belong to anyone? If not, is there an application process? I would like to apply.

My qualifications and experience are as follows:


Once, when I was like, eight or nine, me and a friend built a bonfire in my house's fireplace, in order to throw this stuff on it to make the flames change colors.

I have a tendency to flare up in rage over small shit, and then quickly burn down, much like fire.

Big goddamn sexy boots.



Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Professor Freeky

You've even got your own themesong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcpasj__WY

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Rain, snow, hail are my patch. Utah is out of my jurastiction. I am pissed off today, so I might counteract Freeky. Or not.

[NotPublished]

Eating is my domain, no one shall step on my territory 

[memy]

I am the king of bones.

Bone-tossing is kind of my thing.

People don't like to admit that it's still done but you know what goes on behind closed doors. Especially since this thread was made, apparantly.

[Dimocritus]

Better?

*drools...

oh! Hi. Sorry about that.

I call volcanoes...

 

Come to RI and press those things up against me face. Do they make that fake leather sound when you move your ankles? I love that sound...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I claim the hearth and home. I am goddess of all things domestic. That might mean that Freeky and I have a bit of tousle over the fire, but hell, she's Goddess of Disasters, she got no room to complain!

[Freeky]

I claim the hearth and home. I am goddess of all things domestic. That might mean that Freeky and I have a bit of tousle over the fire, but hell, she's Goddess of Disasters, she got no room to complain!

You and I will have no issues, promise. 

*drools...

oh! Hi. Sorry about that.

I call volcanoes...

 

Come to RI and press those things up against me face. Do they make that fake leather sound when you move your ankles? I love that sound...

I will check later.

[BabylonHoruv]

I claim the hearth and home. I am goddess of all things domestic. That might mean that Freeky and I have a bit of tousle over the fire, but hell, she's Goddess of Disasters, she got no room to complain!

You are Hestia?

[Requia ☣]

Rain, snow, hail are my patch. Utah is out of my jurastiction. I am pissed off today, so I might counteract Freeky. Or not.

If Utah isn't in your jurisdiction who the heck is responsible for the rain that nearly took me off the road last week? 

[Freeky]

Oh look, it's summer. I wonder if we'll have some more fires here.

Who's the deity in charge of those?

Does this position belong to anyone? If not, is there an application process? I would like to apply.

My qualifications and experience are as follows:


Once, when I was like, eight or nine, me and a friend built a bonfire in my house's fireplace, in order to throw this stuff on it to make the flames change colors.

I have a tendency to flare up in rage over small shit, and then quickly burn down, much like fire.

Big goddamn sexy boots.



Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Professor Freeky

You've even got your own themesong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcpasj__WY

Without a doubt!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I claim the hearth and home. I am goddess of all things domestic. That might mean that Freeky and I have a bit of tousle over the fire, but hell, she's Goddess of Disasters, she got no room to complain!

You are Hestia?

Yeah; my famous photographer friend even did a photo shoot with me as Hestia. Someday maybe he'll let me see the pictures. 

[BabylonHoruv]

I claim the hearth and home. I am goddess of all things domestic. That might mean that Freeky and I have a bit of tousle over the fire, but hell, she's Goddess of Disasters, she got no room to complain!

You are Hestia?

Yeah; my famous photographer friend even did a photo shoot with me as Hestia. Someday maybe he'll let me see the pictures. 

Are you claiming the vengeful spouse domain too?

(might be kinda scared of you)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I claim the hearth and home. I am goddess of all things domestic. That might mean that Freeky and I have a bit of tousle over the fire, but hell, she's Goddess of Disasters, she got no room to complain!

You are Hestia?

Yeah; my famous photographer friend even did a photo shoot with me as Hestia. Someday maybe he'll let me see the pictures. 

Are you claiming the vengeful spouse domain too?

(might be kinda scared of you)

Vengeful spouse?  Hestia never married. Actually she's kind of boring, compared to the other goddesses, and that whole "virgin" thing is a real bummer, but I'm willing to overlook those aspects and make up my own myths.