ATTN Resident Deities

[Cramulus]

A lot of the place names here (In SW England) are associated with Celtic/PreCeltic local Deities, and in many cases, that's all that's left of them. I'll dig some up, and post them.

There's Sil, Milke, Melke, Tan, Sulis, Cram, Crom, Cerne, Nuada, 

wait, there's a deity called Cram?

how did I not know this??

[BadBeast]

Yeah, I think it's a derivative of "Crom", some old Celtic underworld Death Demigod.

[Freeky]

I'll do my best, New England and kanuckispags, to work on getting that fire scaled back some, but I'm a n00b to this whole goddess game.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, I think it's a derivative of "Crom", some old Celtic underworld Death Demigod.

That seems oddly appropriate...

[AFK]

Deities in charge of something have never been too keen on scalling it back.  Freeky, in this case, may jsut knock the heels of her firey boots together three times and ignite half of Maine for kicks. 

I'm hoping the rain today knocks that shit out of the air though.  I wasn't able to breahte deep either.  Colling down / having a beer helped a lot.

Do I get a vote on which half of Maine goes up in flames? 

[Richter]

Cram would run one HELL of a land of the dead.  I'd totally NPC for that.

[Freeky]

Deities in charge of something have never been too keen on scalling it back.  Freeky, in this case, may jsut knock the heels of her firey boots together three times and ignite half of Maine for kicks. 

I'm hoping the rain today knocks that shit out of the air though.  I wasn't able to breahte deep either.  Colling down / having a beer helped a lot.

Do I get a vote on which half of Maine goes up in flames? 

I'll need request form GUF-23F "Please Don't Set Me On Fire" filled out in triplicate with a map clearly labeled on which half you would prefer to go up in flames, and which half you wouldn't. Please allow 10-14 business days for filing. No guarantees are assured. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Richter]

Deities in charge of something have never been too keen on scalling it back.  Freeky, in this case, may jsut knock the heels of her firey boots together three times and ignite half of Maine for kicks. 

I'm hoping the rain today knocks that shit out of the air though.  I wasn't able to breahte deep either.  Colling down / having a beer helped a lot.

Do I get a vote on which half of Maine goes up in flames? 

I'd actually specify the half without you / family, or Epsilon Chao Hoffa. 
This covers both FOrum folks and fmaily I have in the area.

[AFK]

Okay so you can pick any 8 of the 16 counties so long as you spare Androscoggin, York, Cumberland, Washington, Aroostook, and whatever county ECH is in currently. 

I would say that Kennebec is pretty much required burning. 

[The Wizard]

If no one minds, I hereby declare myself god of Caffeine.

[AFK]

Is your shrine located in Java? 

[Richter]

If no one minds, I hereby declare myself god of Caffeine.

Not especially attatched to it, but make sure you can match Dok's "Death Coffee" consumption, or my bad day of "Vision quest Espresso" before you claim.  It's a godhood you may not want.

[Suu]

"THE COLORS!

RICHTER I'M SEEING TRAILS!

GODDAMNIT I'M GOING FOR A WALK!"



45 minutes later.


"How did it go?"

"I uh...walked to Boston Common then started preaching to the bums out there. I think they were seriously listening."

[Doktor Howl]

I was gonna say that I'm probably technically in charge of fire around here, but honestly I probably get enough of it.

I am, however, ready to relinquish my title as goddess of bad decision-making.

Okay, let's give that back to Sister Gothique.

We can make you the Matron Goddess of Portland.  It's only fitting.

[Eater of Clowns]

HAS NO ONE CLAIMED THUNDER GOD?

I claim thunder god.