Author Topic: Cherry Bombs  (Read 1311 times)

Adios

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 11691
    • View Profile
Cherry Bombs
« on: May 29, 2010, 05:01:25 pm »
1 pound of bing cherries.

Cover in cherry vodka.

Cover dish and let 2 weeks in refrigerator.

Eat cherries.

Pass out.

Freeky

  • Can't breathe anymore.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 14991
  • wat
    • View Profile
Re: Cherry Bombs
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 05:23:25 pm »
You are my hero. <3
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

East Coast Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 30335
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
Re: Cherry Bombs
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 03:00:35 pm »
Cherries manage to somehow be both the most delicious and most underused of all fruits, IMO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cainad (dec.)

  • Houseplant Supreme
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 10739
  • The Emperor's Hairy Right Hand
    • View Profile
    • Internet Forum Safari
Re: Cherry Bombs
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 03:29:54 pm »
Cherries manage to somehow be both the most delicious and most underused of all fruits, IMO.

I second this, based on the fact that when I was little I thought I didn't like cherries. Then I ate an actual fresh cherry, and realized that my previous dislike was based on that godawful artificial cherry flavor that goes in so many medicines and candies. Not only is it delicious and underused, it's misrepresented.

Adios

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 11691
    • View Profile
Re: Cherry Bombs
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 05:37:53 pm »
Fresh cherries are the nectar of the gods.

East Coast Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 30335
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
Re: Cherry Bombs
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 05:22:48 am »
Indeed. Bings are delicious. If you ever see any in the store, Rainiers are possibly even better, or at least every bit as good.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

  • DO NOT ABUSE EXCEPT FOR URGENT FURNITURE MOVING EMERGENCIES
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 25360
  • Horrible and Sexy Queen of Cheese
    • View Profile
    • Random BIP
Re: Cherry Bombs
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 10:35:54 am »
*makes mental note to buy cherries next time he sees them in the supermarket*

*also to try the vodka experiment*
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.