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I NEED FAKE RADIO COMMERCIALS

Started by Suu, May 30, 2010, 12:30:05 AM

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Suu

May 30, 2010, 12:30:05 AM
 No, really. if you can get them to me within the next half hour, I will play them on my radio show.
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Hoser McRhizzy

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May 30, 2010, 12:53:24 AM
Do you just need scripts?  Or are you looking for audio?  If it's the first, here are a few paint-by-numbers style ads.  If they're at all useful, feel free to mess with them in any way you like.

Have fun and good luck tonight!  :)


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Suu

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May 30, 2010, 12:57:46 AM
I would love audio!

Also, on the air!

http://ubroadcast.com/channel/madkid_radio
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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NWC

#3
May 30, 2010, 01:12:57 AM
you should look for the radio commercials from GTA san andreas, those are damn funny
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Rev. Dr. Narot

#4
May 30, 2010, 09:27:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 30, 2010, 12:30:05 AM
No, really. if you can get them to me within the next half hour, I will play them on my radio show.

We should talk about that. I've been a would be voiceover artist for a while, and on the highway today I had some great ideas going in me brain. Citizens against drug abuse PSA's, "Brought to you by Bavarian Illuminati" announcements, etc. Its not a craft I've perfected but I've always had a closet dream of being an AM radio announcer or voiceover artist... What kinda stuff you lookin for? :)
"The only person I hate more than you, is myself, asshole."

Bruno

#5
May 30, 2010, 09:55:07 AM
My sound card's input is busted, or I'd make you a commercial for Gruel Worldtm.
Formerly something else...

Rev. Dr. Narot

#6
May 30, 2010, 10:16:36 AM
Really drunk and tired, but got a quick idea up of what I was dreamin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOnlPqnyUM0&feature=youtube_gdata


Can tell I'm slurring a bit and slow but eh its the best I could do atm. I'd love to work on projects like this tho, it's somethin I've always wanted to do :)
"The only person I hate more than you, is myself, asshole."

Suu

#7
May 30, 2010, 02:10:41 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 30, 2010, 10:16:36 AM
Really drunk and tired, but got a quick idea up of what I was dreamin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOnlPqnyUM0&feature=youtube_gdata


Can tell I'm slurring a bit and slow but eh its the best I could do atm. I'd love to work on projects like this tho, it's somethin I've always wanted to do :)

Yes! Stuff like this!

If you can redo that and lower the background track a bit when you're speaking, I can play it on Tuesday.

I recorded an Irn-Bru commercial yesterday and played that. My listeners were like, "WTF IS THIS?!?!"  :mrgreen:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rev. Dr. Narot

#8
May 30, 2010, 02:56:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 30, 2010, 02:10:41 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 30, 2010, 10:16:36 AM
Really drunk and tired, but got a quick idea up of what I was dreamin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOnlPqnyUM0&feature=youtube_gdata


Can tell I'm slurring a bit and slow but eh its the best I could do atm. I'd love to work on projects like this tho, it's somethin I've always wanted to do :)

Yes! Stuff like this!

If you can redo that and lower the background track a bit when you're speaking, I can play it on Tuesday.

I recorded an Irn-Bru commercial yesterday and played that. My listeners were like, "WTF IS THIS?!?!"  :mrgreen:

I'll mix it down again today. Is a Youtube link good or should I e-mail an audio file somewhere? Lol I had better ideas but the booze got the best of me :)
"The only person I hate more than you, is myself, asshole."

Suu

#9
May 30, 2010, 03:01:36 PM
Definitely send the audio file to me. When you're ready shoot me a PM for the address.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 09, 2011, 07:54:20 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on May 30, 2010, 12:30:05 AM
No, really. if you can get them to me within the next half hour, I will play them on my radio show.

So doing this, this weekend.

Who are we?   :lulz:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#11
March 09, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 07:54:20 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on May 30, 2010, 12:30:05 AM
No, really. if you can get them to me within the next half hour, I will play them on my radio show.

So doing this, this weekend.

Who are we?   :lulz:


Heheheeeeeeeee...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
December 06, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Annnnnd they never got airtime.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#13
December 06, 2011, 07:21:22 PM
I also haven't broadcasted since before Halloween, and lost a ton of files on my computer crash.

I don't think I ever got anything from you, Rog. I got stuff from Richter, like, all the time, and I played Spider Project tracks often, but I don't remember having anything from you.  :?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
December 06, 2011, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 06, 2011, 07:21:22 PM
I also haven't broadcasted since before Halloween, and lost a ton of files on my computer crash.

I don't think I ever got anything from you, Rog. I got stuff from Richter, like, all the time, and I played Spider Project tracks often, but I don't remember having anything from you.  :?

Wow.

So, you have NO memory of the night Freeky & I sent you about a dozen sound files?  Then you had your show, and they didn't play, then you said it was a computer crash, though somehow you managed to run the show anyway?

Amazing, this new technology.

And the fact that you say you have no recollection of those files, despite the barrage of PMs, texts, and phone calls that went back and forth is, to put it franky, offensive.

I feel pretty fucking stupid, here.  I mean, here I was, thinking that your request for fake commercials was a request for fake commercials, rather than a ploy to get people to listen to you ramble about yourself on a vanity internet radio station.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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