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DISCORDIANISM: NO SUCH THING

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, December 01, 2008, 06:30:38 PM

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Seth_The_Fallen

#210
March 10, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
only is I am dead I shall do such a thing!

The Good Reverend Roger

#211
March 10, 2009, 04:43:16 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
only is I am dead I shall do such a thing!

Only is I am kill me now. 

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

#212
March 10, 2009, 04:44:43 AM
Ok how blood do you wish it?

The Good Reverend Roger

#213
March 10, 2009, 04:46:10 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:44:43 AM
Ok how blood do you wish it?

Just a little take off the top. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

#214
March 10, 2009, 04:48:20 AM
so you want it skimmed?

Faithless

#215
March 10, 2009, 04:51:44 AM
Um, I don't even want to know.
Oh, sonovabitch.

Seth_The_Fallen

#216
March 10, 2009, 04:52:38 AM
I bet you do. you are just not telling us.

tyrannosaurus vex

#217
May 31, 2010, 06:29:20 AM
BUMP because I have changed my mind.

There is such a thing as Discordianism, and not only is it religious, it costs $30. The only difference between this and the Church of the Subgenius is that that scam is a rip-off. This one is LEGIT, because your money just goes directly to me. And once you've paid, you don't have to do anything to push the boundaries of "Discordia," because your $30 is worth more to the cause than anything you could ever do as a singular person. You'll be resolved of all your iniquities, and you'll be virtually guaranteed* a place in the Discordian afterlife in return for your contribution.

No purchase necessary**!












*Void where prohibited or ridiculous.

**NO PURCHASE NECESSARY means you won't actually receive any physical thing in exchange for your $30. The payment itself is still compulsory, however.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Hoser McRhizzy

#218
May 31, 2010, 07:09:05 AM
 :lol:

[Just posting to thankee for the bump.  The OP answered some questions, and I never would have found this thread if you hadn't.]

On a more serious note, do you accept Canadian Tire money?
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.
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