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A Question About Cannibalism

Started by hooplala, June 01, 2010, 06:04:45 PM

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If you had to eat people, would you prefer to eat:

someone you liked?
6 (20%)
someone you didn't like?
24 (80%)

Total Members Voted: 30

hooplala

If you HAD to eat people... would you prefer to eat someone you liked, or someone you didn't like?
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Eater of Clowns

Surprisingly difficult question.  I chose someone I like because I figured I wouldn't want someone else eating someone I like and at least their body would be going to a good cause like my continued survival.  Also I'd rather be eaten by someone who likes me than by someone who doesn't, so I figured they also might feel that way.
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Someone I liked.  Because, at least I'll have some idea of where my food has been. 
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Triple Zero

Depends on who's the most tasty and least poisonous?
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That seems rather obvious, because eating someone I like would mean that someone I like was dead, and that would make me sad.
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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 01, 2010, 06:59:00 PM
That seems rather obvious, because eating someone I like would mean that someone I like was dead, and that would make me sad.

Yeah, that was my thought too.
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The pretty one. Presentation is nine tenths of the meal.

Requia ☣

Are we talking kill and eat, or both people died and we have to pick a body to cook?

Those are very different questions.
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P3nT4gR4m

If I was forced with the choice I would eat someone I hated. If I was on one of those - hypothetical question/get out of jail free - tickets I don't think I'd have a moral problem with it. In fact I'd prolly enjoy the meal all the more.


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Freeky

Someone I didn't like, because if I only ate peopleI liked, I would be surrounded by people that I hated.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Hawk on June 01, 2010, 07:02:39 PM
The pretty one. Presentation is nine tenths of the meal.

Good call.
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MMIX

Can I have a French one please? I think having your meat already flavoured with garlic could save a lot of time in the kitchen . . .

btw I voted b] though I'm not sure I actually like anybody much - who knew that misanthropy might dictate dietary preferences . . .
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who ever was willing would put up less of a fight

then again you could drug them...
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BabylonHoruv

For me it would be a very intimate thing, and I prefer to share intimacy with people I like.  Although it can be nice with someone you hate too, but that wasn't an option.
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BadBeast

By the time I was hungry enough to eat someone, It wouldn't matter whether I liked them or not. Or even whether they were dead or not. Once Survival kicks in, food is food. Starting to salivate now as it is. Good job there is food in the house.
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