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A Question About Cannibalism

Started by hooplala, June 01, 2010, 06:04:45 PM

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If you had to eat people, would you prefer to eat:

someone you liked?
6 (20%)
someone you didn't like?
24 (80%)

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Rumckle

#15
June 02, 2010, 01:12:53 AM
Both, because I am greedy.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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#16
June 02, 2010, 02:37:17 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 01, 2010, 08:49:42 PM
Someone I didn't like, because if I only ate peopleI liked, I would be surrounded by people that I hated.

This is the best argument so far.
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Doktor Howl

#17
June 02, 2010, 02:40:57 AM
I don't see an option for "not picky".
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Richter

#18
June 02, 2010, 02:46:29 AM
there is some shit i will not eat
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Doktor Howl

#19
June 02, 2010, 02:55:01 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 02, 2010, 02:46:29 AM
there is some shit i will not eat

Then get out of my way, Mr E E Cummings.
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Vene

#20
June 02, 2010, 03:12:17 AM
Me and person I like would team up on person I don't like and feast on delicious human flesh.

Kai

#21
June 02, 2010, 03:42:13 AM
I'll eat long pig but only lean long pig. Human fat is disgusting.
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Telarus

#22
June 02, 2010, 03:49:44 AM
I'm with Kai. Health of the specimen before social connections in a survival situation.
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#23
June 02, 2010, 04:57:17 AM
This. I'm eating the vegetarians first.
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#24
June 02, 2010, 05:15:49 AM
Bankers. IF I was forced to eat another human, there's a good chance this means the economy has failed, so I'll be getting my food right from the people who took it all away.

Fuck the bankers, they made us starve, they can help feed us.
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NotPublished

#25
June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
 :lol:

I might just opt to eat babies.

They sound delish...

Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
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#26
June 02, 2010, 05:39:08 AM
IM ONLY EATING THE CERTIFIED ORGANIC HUMANS  :argh!:

Jasper

#27
June 02, 2010, 05:42:46 AM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on June 02, 2010, 05:39:08 AM
IM ONLY EATING THE CERTIFIED ORGANIC HUMANS  :argh!:

So...none?

Storebrand

#28
June 02, 2010, 05:56:59 AM Last Edit: June 02, 2010, 05:59:22 AM by StoreBrand
Quote from: NotPublished on June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
:lol:

I might just opt to eat babies.

They sound delish...

Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming

link for being disgusting and maybe NSFW  http://blog.banjig.net/files/user_uploads/50638/charonboat_dot_com_baby_soup4_d987a0a4.jpg


NotPublished

#29
June 02, 2010, 05:58:05 AM
 :x
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