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A Question About Cannibalism

Started by hooplala, June 01, 2010, 06:04:45 PM

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If you had to eat people, would you prefer to eat:

someone you liked?
6 (20%)
someone you didn't like?
24 (80%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 01, 2010, 08:49:42 PM
Someone I didn't like, because if I only ate peopleI liked, I would be surrounded by people that I hated.

This is the best argument so far.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Doktor Howl

I don't see an option for "not picky".
Molon Lube

Richter

there is some shit i will not eat
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Richter on June 02, 2010, 02:46:29 AM
there is some shit i will not eat

Then get out of my way, Mr E E Cummings.
Molon Lube

Vene

Me and person I like would team up on person I don't like and feast on delicious human flesh.

Kai

I'll eat long pig but only lean long pig. Human fat is disgusting.
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Telarus

I'm with Kai. Health of the specimen before social connections in a survival situation.
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East Coast Hustle

This. I'm eating the vegetarians first.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lies

Bankers. IF I was forced to eat another human, there's a good chance this means the economy has failed, so I'll be getting my food right from the people who took it all away.

Fuck the bankers, they made us starve, they can help feed us.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

NotPublished

 :lol:

I might just opt to eat babies.

They sound delish...

Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
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IM ONLY EATING THE CERTIFIED ORGANIC HUMANS  :argh!:

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Storebrand

#28
Quote from: NotPublished on June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
:lol:

I might just opt to eat babies.

They sound delish...

Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming

link for being disgusting and maybe NSFW  http://blog.banjig.net/files/user_uploads/50638/charonboat_dot_com_baby_soup4_d987a0a4.jpg



NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.