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Started by Iason Ouabache, June 02, 2010, 04:43:55 AM

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Hoser McRhizzy

#15
June 02, 2010, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 02, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Well, you have a point, but I bet the beaches looked pretty nice for a season or two.

Scarred asses as far as the eye could see.  Like looking at a reunion of people who ran from battle in the middle ages.

Protip:  Very few people can afford the best plastic surgeons.

Wondering how many of those people tried DIY?  I've heard stories about people injecting lube and cooking oil into their faces...
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Nast

#16
June 02, 2010, 06:47:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 02, 2010, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 02, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Well, you have a point, but I bet the beaches looked pretty nice for a season or two.

Scarred asses as far as the eye could see.  Like looking at a reunion of people who ran from battle in the middle ages.

Protip:  Very few people can afford the best plastic surgeons.

Wondering how many of those people tried DIY?  I've heard stories about people injecting lube and cooking oil into their faces...

:(

Awful, awful.
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Telarus

#17
June 02, 2010, 06:57:13 PM
Nurse Rhizome>

AWS (or the Adam Weishaupt Society) was a project Cram got rolling a while back. It was a 'secret society' designed to learn and leverage the media stream by injecting 'news' into it. I love the 'article' you did, it's a perfect example. Needs a pic, subtitle/by-line and some choice quotes.

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Doktor Howl

#18
June 02, 2010, 06:59:03 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 02, 2010, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 02, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Well, you have a point, but I bet the beaches looked pretty nice for a season or two.

Scarred asses as far as the eye could see.  Like looking at a reunion of people who ran from battle in the middle ages.

Protip:  Very few people can afford the best plastic surgeons.

Wondering how many of those people tried DIY?  I've heard stories about people injecting lube and cooking oil into their faces...

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
June 02, 2010, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 02, 2010, 05:16:37 AM
Is Nigel's fake new site still up? This would make great AWS material.

Was my fake site ever up? I have no idea.
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#20
June 02, 2010, 09:16:34 PM
@Nurse Rhizome

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:13:55 AM
Hey...  Cool idea.

Any takers?

As in, anyone with BPD who would consider botox as a means of nomalizing their affect.

Mad Science.

Richter

#21
June 02, 2010, 09:25:33 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 09:16:34 PM
@Nurse Rhizome

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:13:55 AM
Hey...  Cool idea.

Any takers?

As in, anyone with BPD who would consider botox as a means of nomalizing their affect.

Mad Science.

Facehooks.
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Triple Zero

#22
June 02, 2010, 11:22:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 02, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Well, you have a point, but I bet the beaches looked pretty nice for a season or two.

Mind he said "people in good condition", not all people in good condition's butts look like J-Lo's butt, regardless the unprocessed butt of a female in good condition is a sight to behold in awe.
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#23
June 03, 2010, 12:59:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2010, 06:59:03 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 02, 2010, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 02, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Well, you have a point, but I bet the beaches looked pretty nice for a season or two.

Scarred asses as far as the eye could see.  Like looking at a reunion of people who ran from battle in the middle ages.

Protip:  Very few people can afford the best plastic surgeons.

Wondering how many of those people tried DIY?  I've heard stories about people injecting lube and cooking oil into their faces...

Darwin never rests.

He's laughing his ass off somewhere, doing spittakes with earl grey and slapping his cane against the floor. "These so called civilized men are like but mere apes!"
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BabylonHoruv

#24
June 04, 2010, 03:21:43 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 09:16:34 PM
@Nurse Rhizome

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:13:55 AM
Hey...  Cool idea.

Any takers?

As in, anyone with BPD who would consider botox as a means of nomalizing their affect.

Mad Science.

I have BPD,  I am not even considering botox as a possible treatment.
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Jasper

#25
June 04, 2010, 07:45:54 AM
Aww.  You're no fun.

(smart though.)

BabylonHoruv

#26
June 04, 2010, 07:48:39 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 04, 2010, 07:45:54 AM
Aww.  You're no fun.

(smart though.)

Well and if it worked I'd lose my excuse for acting like a complete pain in the ass every few weeks.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Jasper

#27
June 04, 2010, 07:50:07 AM
We mustn't forgo the option to shirk blame, of course.

Kai

#28
June 04, 2010, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 04, 2010, 07:48:39 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 04, 2010, 07:45:54 AM
Aww.  You're no fun.

(smart though.)

Well and if it worked I'd lose my excuse for acting like a complete pain in the ass every few weeks.

Ung.
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Jasper

#29
June 04, 2010, 09:27:04 PM
In the past I have wondered what it would be like if I couldn't smile.

Get good at deadpan, anyway.
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