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[Faust]

I've just added  a load of you, including the ones I couldn't put an avatar to that face.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

ENDLESS STATUS UPDATES ABOUT MY POOMPS!!!

what color?
what texture?
how severe a stench?
corn? no corn?
thick long or skinny kitty turd?

YOU TOO CAN BE IN ON ALL THIS ANAL ACTION!!

Wait, that sounded really fucking bad...

This site teaches you how to tell your fortune based on color, buoyancy, number of droppings, and shape.
http://www.bugland.us/fun/ttl/pages/

Toilet Tea Leaves
Mystic Mistress Cohleana has spent a liftime of study and years of traveling the world to perfect the craft of "Fecal Fortune Telling" (FFT). Taking inspiration from the ancient asian practice of predicting the future through the reading of tea leaves, the craft of FFT is a time honoured tradition in Romania and Slovic regions in Europe.

Much like the reading of tea leaves, FFT studies the size, arrangement, colour and interaction of bowel movements in the toilet bowl to predict the secrets of the future and give guidence to major life decisions.

Now, through the marvels of technology, this ancient knowledge can be yours. Join Mistress Cohleana in this facinating look into the toilet bowl.