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Started by Juana, June 07, 2010, 01:20:58 AM

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Juana

June 07, 2010, 01:20:58 AM Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 10:47:00 AM by Faust
...but I thought the sheer WTF IS THAT?! would be appreciated.
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#1
June 07, 2010, 01:27:19 AM
Whoa...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#2
June 07, 2010, 01:28:21 AM
That's how things would really be if magic existed.

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#3
June 07, 2010, 02:14:22 AM
The pink anal rockets make the picture.
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#4
June 07, 2010, 05:04:08 AM
The guy with the two leopard heads shooting the lasers was ripped from Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain. It's a trippy movie about occultism, the Tarot, what have you, made in 1973. Except in the movie that guy was shooting milk out of the leopard heads, not lasers, if I recall correctly.

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#5
June 07, 2010, 05:17:54 AM
Magic nipple rainbows!

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Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
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#6
June 07, 2010, 05:27:29 AM
WHAAAAAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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#7
June 07, 2010, 10:16:51 AM
Why can't the real world be more like this? There'd be less war and famine and shitty pop music. Plus, y'know, nipple leopardhead rainbow lazors!  :x

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#8
June 07, 2010, 11:01:02 AM
I'm not so sure about shitty pop music, otherwise, FUCK YEAH.

I mean, I'm not so sure if shitty pop music wouldn't get shittier if the real world was more like this.

And before anyone asks, "Even shittier? Is that possible?", let me remind you, how often did you think something couldn't possibly be any more shittier, just before it did? Yeah.
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#9
June 07, 2010, 10:40:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 07, 2010, 01:20:58 AM
...but I thought the sheer WTF IS THAT?! would be appreciated.


I see your that, and raise you this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uDqNFZWV4

Also, this:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
June 07, 2010, 11:31:32 PM
That's not really all that WTF, if you're old enough to remember Thalidomide and have some friends who were Thalidomide flipper babies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#11
June 07, 2010, 11:50:51 PM
To me the wtf is that I actually caught myself thinking about what she might be able to do with that appendage.

Jasper

#12
June 08, 2010, 12:08:05 AM
...My bad, did I just ruin everything? 

Eater of Clowns

#13
June 08, 2010, 12:29:38 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 07, 2010, 11:50:51 PM
To me the wtf is that I actually caught myself thinking about what she might be able to do with that appendage.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 08, 2010, 12:08:05 AM
...My bad, did I just ruin everything? 

Nope, crossed my mind too.
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Jasper

#14
June 08, 2010, 01:07:57 AM
I wonder how strong it is...
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