Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[AFK]

I must very respectfully decline.  I try to keep the online world pretty separate from the offline world.  And please understand it has nothing to do with not trusting you or anyone else from this community, it has everything to do with not wanting to open a can of worms domestically if you get my meaning.  I don't think my wife would really get it and might be a little weird-ed out about getting mail from what is to her a random stranger.  Especially with the little kids, etc. 

[Doktor Howl]

I must very respectfully decline.  I try to keep the online world pretty separate from the offline world.  And please understand it has nothing to do with not trusting you or anyone else from this community, it has everything to do with not wanting to open a can of worms domestically if you get my meaning.  I don't think my wife would really get it and might be a little weird-ed out about getting mail from what is to her a random stranger.  Especially with the little kids, etc. 

Okay.  I shall rant to someone else about my horrible ass ticks and the state of the union in general.

[AFK]

You're welcome to use my e-mail address.  I know it's not the same.  rev.whats.his.name@hotmail.com  I'll print them out. 

[Doktor Howl]

You're welcome to use my e-mail address.  I know it's not the same.  rev.whats.his.name@hotmail.com  I'll print them out. 

IT'S NOT THE SAME!   

Will do it anyway.   

[Doktor Howl]

Last 5, plus horrible packages to Doktor Vitriol and Nigel, go out today at 4:30PM.

Next 5, for later in the week:

Vex
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Faust

Also, a reply to Sigmatic, for the truly evil card he sent.  The doggie poo pamphlet will go on to a worthy "recipient" sometime this week, as well.

[Jasper]

Hwah hah hah. 

[BadBeast]

This whole thread has a little of the Dune trope about it. (Maybe because I smoked too much of that 'White Widow'  read too much 'speculative fiction')

Paul ' Muad Dib' Atreides, Kwisach Haderich Doktor Howl, inventor of the robosexual powerdildo,   and  Duke of Arrakis  Self styled "Horrible meatsack of hatred and loathing"   the inbred Witch kid who personally rounded up an Army of Sand Hippys, waged a punitive and bloody War of attrition against the Harkonnens, and the  Emperors  Elite Sardauker Troops, Fabled Sasquatch of Womp,  iconoclast, and really authentic Discordian,  
Won said War,  then Face Raeped the Padishah Emperor, Gelded  the Spacers Guild, and planted his inbred Witch brewed seed in some local totty, then casually loses his Powers of Stupids eyes.

Then he thinks,  "I'm bored!  Fuck this for a lark".  He puts his affairs in order, by sending out some Disturbed as Fuck letters to his faithful 'real' Discordian disciples,   Mumbling a few Quasi- mystical Parables to his Fremen Fedaykin fanatics,  then wanders off into the parched sands of the Arizona Arrakis Desert, 
and becomes a
Cactus ripped, Mansonesque 'Doktor of Horrids'    Blind, Mystical Spice Messiah    Little dried up pile of Sun bleached bones, and was never seen or heard from again.

Not leaving us are you Dok?   

[Doktor Howl]

Not leaving us are you Dok?   

You should be so lucky.

[Doktor Howl]

Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

Mailed, plus packages to Nigel and Doktor Vitriol.

LMNO, there are some stains on the back of the second page of your letter.  Don't ask.

[Faust]

Last 5, plus horrible packages to Doktor Vitriol and Nigel, go out today at 4:30PM.

Next 5, for later in the week:

Vex
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Faust

Also, a reply to Sigmatic, for the truly evil card he sent.  The doggie poo pamphlet will go on to a worthy "recipient" sometime this week, as well.

YAY

[Jasper]

Oh, there were also a couple random magazine clippings somewhere in there I think.  Something about a tornado...  Did I even put that in there?  There's a chance I only imagined doing it.  That happens.

[LMNO]

Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

Mailed, plus packages to Nigel and Doktor Vitriol.

LMNO, there are some stains on the back of the second page of your letter.  Don't ask.

Am I going to need latex gloves to read this thing?

[Doktor Howl]

Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

Mailed, plus packages to Nigel and Doktor Vitriol.

LMNO, there are some stains on the back of the second page of your letter.  Don't ask.

Am I going to need latex gloves to read this thing?

I don't think so, but safety first.

[Remington]

I have yet to receive the letter.

However, my girlfriend has just finished crocheting and I think I know where the nailgun and cordless drill are. I'll be sending a package out tomorrow, as a long-overdue response to the MSY package.

And it will be glorious.

[Remington]

 

Message received. Wyoming does indeed sound like a good invasion point.