Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[Doktor Howl]

 

[BadBeast]

Got your letter this morning Dok. I agree, the whole thing is way past a joke.  Rest assured, I will be discussing your points with the Greek at the Palace tomorrow afternoon. I'll mail you back, just as soon as the laughter stops. 

[Payne]

I also received your letter.

As we speak my reply is winging its way to you.

I was forced to correct some of your deeply blasphemous, misguided, perceptions.

[Doktor Howl]

I also received your letter.

As we speak my reply is winging its way to you.

I was forced to correct some of your deeply blasphemous, misguided, perceptions.

We'll see about that.   

[Doktor Howl]

Finished another seven letters.  So that's:

Kel & Badge*
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter*
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast*
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
Risus
ECH
Iason
Suu
Khara
Stella
Michal
EoC
Telarus


So that's 39 so far.  Again, asterixes denote received replies.  Note that only people who respond via snail mail will be on the second mailing list.

Next up,

Sigmatic
Babylon Horuv
Iptuous
Captain Utopia

3 others to be named later.

[BabylonHoruv]

woot!

[Doktor Howl]

woot!

Jesus, I think this next mailing will do it.

[Jasper]

You've been a bit busy!  I can't wait to see the whole pile. 

[Doktor Howl]

You've been a bit busy!  I can't wait to see the whole pile. 

I'm going to start a thread, lock it, and spend a half hour pouring in letters and responses, then unlock it.  after that, people can post what they want.

Also, the letters originated by me will be published as a collection on Kindle (no real names will be used), for people who want a copy in that fashion.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I am so damned excited 

[Elder Iptuous]

I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....

[Doktor Howl]

I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....

Yeah, sorry if I don't meet up with your standards.

ETA:  If you're not 169% satisfied with the letter, contact Maria in our complaints department, and you'll get your money back.  Or words to that effect.

This was supposed to be a fun exercise, not "LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, DOK".

Goddammit.

[Payne]

I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....

Yeah, sorry if I don't meet up with your standards.

ETA:  If you're not 169% satisfied with the letter, contact Maria in our complaints department, and you'll get your money back.  Or words to that effect.

This was supposed to be a fun exercise, not "LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, DOK".

Goddammit.

Highlander got it wrong.

"There must always be one"

[Doktor Howl]

I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....

Yeah, sorry if I don't meet up with your standards.

ETA:  If you're not 169% satisfied with the letter, contact Maria in our complaints department, and you'll get your money back.  Or words to that effect.

This was supposed to be a fun exercise, not "LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, DOK".

Goddammit.

Highlander got it wrong.

"There must always be one"

Well, I'm gonna keep going, including Ippie, but I no longer care about the content of his letter.

He can question my credentials all he likes.

This isn't being done for his benefit, after all.  It's a writing exercise.

[Payne]

This isn't being done for his benefit, after all.  It's a writing exercise.

On that note, I have to say thank you for my letter. It wasn't written with this effect in mind I know, but it set me up perfectly (in the brain tube) for the interviews I had to do today to get my current financial situation sorted.

I had already sent my reply before said interview, so I am forced to mention it here.