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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Doktor Howl, June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 27, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
Roger, did you lick these envelopes or did you use some kind of industrial glue on them?  I opened mine three days ago and it's still getting stuck on various surfaces (and body parts).

Response crafted, ought to be mailed today.

Do you really want to know?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 27, 2010, 11:06:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 01:14:43 AM
Badbeast and Payne's replies have been received.   :lulz:

Mine was written in the spirit, and in a VERY tight deadline.

Any accidental spilling of The Great Truth was just that (accidental), and if you get it in contact with your eyes you must rinse it out immediately with a Swarfega / Moonshine mixture.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

BadBeast

My Envelope was sealed with that stuff that glows UV in the dark, just for a second when you open it. I've been noticing this more and more this last year. Anyone have any idea what that's all about?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 03:02:44 PM
My Envelope was sealed with that stuff that glows UV in the dark, just for a second when you open it. I've been noticing this more and more this last year. Anyone have any idea what that's all about?

Triboluminescence; it's a glow created by a material being pulled apart, crushed, scratched, or rubbed. You can see it if you open an adhesive bandage in the dark, among other things.

BadBeast

Triboluminescence. Interesting, I'll remember that one, thanks.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cainad (dec.)

I'll remember it forever 'cause I learned it when my friends and I were playing Hangman and that was the word we utterly failed to guess. When she just came out and told us what it was, she told me to "look it up" when I asked what it meant. :argh!:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cainad on June 07, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response. :mrgreen:
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 05:41:58 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 07, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response. :mrgreen:

:lulz:

Coincidentally, I poked my head into this thread to say that I finally got my hands on a postage stamp. Reply is printing as we speak; I'll send it off tomorrow.

Doktor Howl

Got Suu's response.

Doktor-type advice to follow via snailmail.
Molon Lube

Suu

Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.

Oh, just fine.  It knocked my mood into zombiepocalypse mode, so well done.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 01:20:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.

Oh, just fine.  It knocked my mood into zombiepocalypse mode, so well done.   :lulz:

Man, I should have kept the carbon copies of that.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:23:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 01:20:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.

Oh, just fine.  It knocked my mood into zombiepocalypse mode, so well done.   :lulz:

Man, I should have kept the carbon copies of that.

The carbons are good.  I can send them back.
Molon Lube

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BabylonHoruv

Mine has arrived, and was greatly enjoyed, and will be replied to.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl