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KAI, I HATE BUGS

Started by Adios, June 09, 2010, 02:32:18 PM

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#16
June 11, 2010, 04:42:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

Up til now I thought you were smart.

When someone casually says to you "gimme that feed solution out of the bullet terranium" the first thing that enters your head isn't to check if the ants will make you feel like your arm has been ripped off.

That's the beauty of it  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Kai

#17
June 11, 2010, 06:43:02 PM
Oh, Dermatobia humanis. Tame. In any case, there are quotas to fill. I can't be held responsible for simply filing paperwork.

The Swarm,

Is not impressed.  8)
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Adios

#18
June 11, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:42:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

Up til now I thought you were smart.

When someone casually says to you "gimme that feed solution out of the bullet terranium" the first thing that enters your head isn't to check if the ants will make you feel like your arm has been ripped off.

That's the beauty of it  :evil:

Damn. They must be aggressive little bastards.
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