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KAI, I HATE BUGS

Started by Adios, June 09, 2010, 02:32:18 PM

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Triple Zero

#1
June 09, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
Botflies. That's what they should call those predator drones.
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#2
June 09, 2010, 02:48:33 PM
shit, that's tame compared to the guinea worms.
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#3
June 09, 2010, 03:01:49 PM
ECH.
thanks for the wiki fodder.
that's good stuff.

seems like the botfly has one up on the guinea worm, however, in that if you don't drink shitty water, you're safe.
botfly can land on your ass and you're fucked.  (or ankle and thigh as happened to my mom)

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
June 09, 2010, 04:34:40 PM
 :vom:

That's... absolutely disgusting and disturbing.
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#5
June 09, 2010, 04:40:02 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 09, 2010, 04:34:40 PM
:vom:

That's... absolutely disgusting and disturbing.

You're welcome.

Rev. Dr. Narot

#6
June 09, 2010, 05:26:55 PM
I hate parasites. That was the filthiest shit I've seen in regards to parasites. Off to wash my head, face, 3x over UGH 

:spit:
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#7
June 09, 2010, 05:30:09 PM
 Ha! Welcome to PD :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Vene

#9
June 09, 2010, 06:22:55 PM
Oh, a botfly, is that all?

Protip: nature is fucking scary and wants to eat you.

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#10
June 11, 2010, 01:23:53 PM
This is because we are not yet men.
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#12
June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#13
June 11, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

Up til now I thought you were smart.

Idem

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June 11, 2010, 04:39:34 PM
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