Attn: Cramulus - FIGHT THE POWER

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know what's funny?

When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:

"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"

But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.

"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"

Also, thanks to Cram, moustached men are not allowed to kiss women in Nevada. You dog you! I don't even want to know what you did.

I'm surprised they missed the most amusing Washington law: it's (unless they've struck this one in the last ten years) illegal to have sex with a virgin. Period.

[Adios]

I've driven through Alabama....

the horror...





     ................. the horror

I was born there. Recovery took DECADES.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

   poor guy

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.

This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.

Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.

Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.

My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You know what's funny?

When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:

"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"

But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.

"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"

Also, thanks to Cram, moustached men are not allowed to kiss women in Nevada. You dog you! I don't even want to know what you did.

I'm surprised they missed the most amusing Washington law: it's (unless they've struck this one in the last ten years) illegal to have sex with a virgin. Period.

Wow. So to be legally able to have sex you would have to go to Oregon or Canada, get your freak on and then you're all set for any future joinings?

[AFK]

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.

This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.

Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.

Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.

My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.

This will make you feel better. 

[Lies]

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.

This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.

Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.

Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.

My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.

This will make you feel better.  

Holy shit. That's.... pretty awesome.

Though I can't help but think of this version when I hear it.

[AFK]

Yeah, if you're gonna listen to Christmas Carols, they should at least rock. 

[Bruno]

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.

This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.

Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.

Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.

My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.

There was a Chinese restaurant here that, one year, let the Christmas music play well into the next Summer.

[Earthbound Spirit]

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.

This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.

Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.

Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.

My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.

There was a Chinese restaurant here that, one year, let the Christmas music play well into the next Summer.

I would bet that their Christmas lights were still up to. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know what's funny?

When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:

"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"

But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.

"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"

Also, thanks to Cram, moustached men are not allowed to kiss women in Nevada. You dog you! I don't even want to know what you did.

I'm surprised they missed the most amusing Washington law: it's (unless they've struck this one in the last ten years) illegal to have sex with a virgin. Period.

Wow. So to be legally able to have sex you would have to go to Oregon or Canada, get your freak on and then you're all set for any future joinings?

It's my theory that this is the origin of the honeymoon.

[the last yatto]

or the evolved version of the shotgun wedding