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...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, June 12, 2010, 04:37:39 AM

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Bruno

#1
June 12, 2010, 05:09:24 AM
Formerly something else...

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2
June 12, 2010, 05:15:56 AM
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Freeky

#3
June 12, 2010, 05:55:37 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:

Lies

#4
June 12, 2010, 06:11:47 AM
... TSIA, I have no words to express...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BADGE OF HONOR

#5
June 12, 2010, 07:27:46 AM
Eh, it wasn't that bad.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

#6
June 12, 2010, 07:41:03 AM
That frog was asking for it. Slut!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
June 12, 2010, 03:07:12 PM
Poor frog. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Swashbuck

#8
June 12, 2010, 04:43:24 PM
what a cumslut.
All your base are belong to us

Elder Iptuous

#9
June 12, 2010, 05:17:39 PM
is there a Chipin account where we can contribute to buying that chimp a fleshlight?

NotPublished

#10
June 12, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
I thought it was hilarious and it gave me relief :lol:

We're not soo different after all.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#11
June 13, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 12, 2010, 07:27:46 AM
Eh, it wasn't that bad.

Nice try.

STILL NOT CLICKING.
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Freeky

#12
June 13, 2010, 01:53:27 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on June 13, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 12, 2010, 07:27:46 AM
Eh, it wasn't that bad.

Nice try.

STILL NOT CLICKING.

No really Net, it's fucking hysterical. :lulz:

DOOOO EEEET. You know you want to.

Jasper

#13
June 13, 2010, 02:28:41 AM
That chimp really has some moves.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
June 13, 2010, 03:31:42 AM
that made me sad.  :sad:
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