Post your "American Moments" here.

[Jasper]

Bud, Bud light, Michelob, Miller, Coors and maybe Rolling Rock

DO NOT SAY THOSE NAMES!!!

[Apikoros II]

Not only am I on Weight Watchers cause just eating less and exercising needs some sort of plan, but I was so proud of losing 10% of my body weight that when they gave me the congratulatory key chain I immediately put it on my Key Ring.

After 6 years of not owning a television, my wife broke me down and we bought one. I am now addicted to Top Chef.

I had the date that my phone was due for it's upgrade so I could immediately get my new phone.

I wear sneakers with white socks.

Oh, and just to put the final nail in my own personal coffin, lately I have taken to wearing a pedometer.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Bud, Bud light, Michelob, Miller, Coors and maybe Rolling Rock

DO NOT SAY THOSE NAMES!!!

[Suu]

I'm not sewing because baseball is on.

[maphdet]

I just wasted spent the last year and half of my life ON A FUCKING SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE.

@me

[Jasper]

That is better than, say, playing warcraft for just as long. 

But...

Not by a lot. 

[Doktor Howl]

I bought a gift card with a credit card.   

[Suu]

Baseball is over. I just got dressed.

[Doktor Howl]

Baseball is over. I just got dressed.

ZE JOKES!  ZEY WRITE ZEMSELVES!   

[Richter]

I've spent 151 days 10 hours 42 mintues reading and posting on an internet forum and I'm PROUD of it.

[Cramulus]

Oh, and just to put the final nail in my own personal coffin, lately I have taken to wearing a pedometer.

           O RLY??
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[Juana]

My sister bought gummi worms when we were at 7-11 and then promptly announced that someone should make an air freshner that smells like that.

[Jasper]

Now with the complex bouquet of sugar, citrus syrup, and ground up cow bones! 

[Suu]

I just drove all the way to the local ma and pop fabric store for one sheet of interfacing to find that they selfishly locked the doors 10 minutes early, and refused to open them for me, even though they weren't technically closed.

So now, I am going to write them a nasty letter, smear them across the internet for having bad customer service, and drive even FARTHER to go to the corporate fabric store, which is cheaper, and won't lock their fucking doors 10 minutes early.

YOU WANNA BITCH ABOUT HOW SMALL BUSINESS IS TAKING A HIT?!

THAT IS WHY, YOU CUNTNUGGETS. ALL I WANTED WAS A $3 PIECE OF FUCKING INTERFACING. FUCK YOU.

[BabylonHoruv]

That is better than, say, playing warcraft for just as long. 

But...

Not by a lot. 

why?  You can make friends on WoW too.  And the graphics are better than the ones on facebook.