Hey, Kai, consider THIS possibility.

[Doktor Howl]

Yesterday we went for a picnic. Less that one mile out of my town there is a 310 acre park set aside for motorcycles and atv's. We drove by and there was not one person there. It was a beautiful Saturday around mid day. We decided to picnic since the place was empty. We stayed for almost 2 hours. We walked the paths a while and there wasn't even any recent tire tracks.

I don't know where the people were or what they were doing. I guess they simply weren't doing.

Well, yeah.  The World Cup was on, which attracted the attention of the last 4 active people in the Midwest.

[Adios]

Well, say what you will about country boys and girls with their 4 wheel drive trucks and other toys. At least they are out there doing. Playing in the mud, fishing, hunting, water skiing, beer and bonfires. Wouldn't it be funny if they are the ones who evolve into something that can survive our future?

[Doktor Howl]

Well, say what you will about country boys and girls with their 4 wheel drive trucks and other toys. At least they are out there doing. Playing in the mud, fishing, hunting, water skiing, beer and bonfires. Wouldn't it be funny if they are the ones who evolve into something that can survive our future?

This. 

As much fun as it is to malign the rednecks, the fact is that they're the ones with the boats, the ATVs, etc, actually out getting under the sun.  Sure, they may have a portable TV along with them, but they at least occasionally leave the house.

[Reginald Ret]

ICP hates rednecks.
That should tell you something.
If i were american i would be a redneck.

[Jenne]

ICP hates rednecks.
That should tell you something.
If i were american i would be a redneck.

Who says being a redneck is exclusively American?

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/300_reasons_redneck.htm

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.

3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.

5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.

7. You own a homemade fur coat.

8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

14. Birds are attracted to your beard.

15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.

17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"

20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.

23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

[Doktor Howl]

ICP hates rednecks.
That should tell you something.
If i were american i would be a redneck.

I don't want to be either one, because they're both utterly wrong.  Just because they hate each other doesn't mean one side is right.  And you really aren't forced to choose between them.

[Adios]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

[Kai]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

[President Television]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

[Doktor Howl]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

[President Television]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

[Doktor Howl]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Fucking mainlander.   

[President Television]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Fucking mainlander.   

A Newfie walks into a store and asks for a quart of milk. Nobody understands him through his thick Newfoundland accent, so he decides that he's finally had enough and he's going to take speech therapy lessons. He goes through six months of speech therapy and when he graduates, he goes back to the store. This time, in clear, perfect English, he says "I'd like to  buy a quart of milk, please." The lady at the counter stares at him. He's in a Canadian Tire.

[Doktor Howl]

If you hear tornado sirens and grab a beer and a lawn chair to sit outside.........You might be a redneck.

If a tornado blows through your neighborhood and does 1 million dollars worth of improvements....You might be a redneck.

That reminds me of another joke I heard. A hurricane's going up the East Coast of North America. When it gets to Newfoundland, it stops in its tracks and says "Dammit, someone else got here first."

Q: How do you confuse a Newfie?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Fucking mainlander.   

A Newfie walks into a store and asks for a quart of milk. Nobody understands him through his thick Newfoundland accent, so he decides that he's finally had enough and he's going to take speech therapy lessons. He goes through six months of speech therapy and when he graduates, he goes back to the store. This time, in clear, perfect English, he says "I'd like to  buy a quart of milk, please." The lady at the counter stares at him. He's in a Canadian Tire.

You're going to pay for all of this, you realize.