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Is Jurassic Park the best thing ever

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July 30, 2004, 05:34:12 AM
Jurassic Park: best overall
The Lost World: Jurassic Park: best acting
Jurassic Park 3: best visuals




Jurassic Park Trilogy > Lord of the Rings Trilogy=The Matrix > Star Wars > The Martix 2&3.

Guido Finucci

#1
July 30, 2004, 06:06:51 AM
You are a strange, strange resident ninja pirate.

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#2
July 30, 2004, 06:14:31 AM
what makes you say that?

Guido Finucci

#3
July 30, 2004, 06:23:14 AM
Jurassic Park? The Movie?

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#4
July 30, 2004, 06:47:24 AM
I don't compare books to movies (unless it's the movie version of a book).


so yes, the Jurassic Park movies > Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, and Star Wars all put together.

in fact, if they were to get into a fight...the JP trilogy would beat all the above and then go to sleep, then the beaten movies would join together and form The Lord of the Matrix Wars. they would then hurl the moon at the sleeping JP trilogy, who would then wake up and destroy the moon, causing a shockwave that would destroy The Lord of the Matrix Wars forever.

Rupert Giles

#5
July 30, 2004, 06:53:23 AM
Quote from: HotsumaI don't compare books to movies (unless it's the movie version of a book).


so yes, the Jurassic Park movies > Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, and Star Wars all put together.

in fact, if they were to get into a fight...the JP trilogy would beat all the above and then go to sleep, then the beaten movies would join together and form The Lord of the Matrix Wars. they would then hurl the moon at the sleeping JP trilogy, who would then wake up and destroy the moon, causing a shockwave that would destroy The Lord of the Matrix Wars forever.

Van Hellsing could kill the JP movies.  'Cause they're monsters.  Even if they merged with the moon, and it the JP-Monster-Moon was hurled at the sleeping Van Hellsing, with Batman on it, Van Hellsing would win.

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#6
July 30, 2004, 06:57:15 AM
Thank you Tycho.
you picked up on that did you?



and Van Hellsing is only one movie, and thus is not counted in this.
regardless because JP > Van Hellsing

Rupert Giles

#7
July 30, 2004, 07:02:47 AM
Quote from: HotsumaThank you Tycho.
you picked up on that did you?



and Van Hellsing is only one movie, and thus is not counted in this.
regardless because JP > Van Hellsing

Oh, what was that?  You have hairspray on?  And you want me to bring you fire?

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#8
July 30, 2004, 07:04:13 AM
The hell is that supposed to mean?!

Rupert Giles

#9
July 30, 2004, 07:07:39 AM
Quote from: HotsumaThe hell is that supposed to mean?!

After I'm done with you, You're gonna wish you'd been mauled by a claw shrimp.

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#10
July 30, 2004, 07:08:56 AM
I was mauled by a claw shrimp before, it wasn't that bad.

Rupert Giles

#11
July 30, 2004, 07:12:43 AM
Quote from: HotsumaI was mauled by a claw shrimp before, it wasn't that bad.

What's a Claw Shrimp?

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#12
July 30, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
the site's down...so I can't show you right now.

Rupert Giles

#13
July 30, 2004, 07:34:14 AM
Quote from: Hotsumathe site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

Wishfarple

#14
July 30, 2004, 11:45:50 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Hotsumathe site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

This is some new Internet meme-dance, isn't it?  

Oh, my darling, let us Claw Shrimp Strip under the light of yon silv'ry moon, whilst our buttocks flutter madly!  Ia!  Ia!
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland
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