Jurassic Park.

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Jurassic Park: best overall
The Lost World: Jurassic Park: best acting
Jurassic Park 3: best visuals




Jurassic Park Trilogy > Lord of the Rings Trilogy=The Matrix > Star Wars > The Martix 2&3.

[Guido Finucci]

You are a strange, strange resident ninja pirate.

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what makes you say that?

[Guido Finucci]

Jurassic Park? The Movie?

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I don't compare books to movies (unless it's the movie version of a book).


so yes, the Jurassic Park movies > Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, and Star Wars all put together.

in fact, if they were to get into a fight...the JP trilogy would beat all the above and then go to sleep, then the beaten movies would join together and form The Lord of the Matrix Wars. they would then hurl the moon at the sleeping JP trilogy, who would then wake up and destroy the moon, causing a shockwave that would destroy The Lord of the Matrix Wars forever.

[Rupert Giles]

I don't compare books to movies (unless it's the movie version of a book).


so yes, the Jurassic Park movies > Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, and Star Wars all put together.

in fact, if they were to get into a fight...the JP trilogy would beat all the above and then go to sleep, then the beaten movies would join together and form The Lord of the Matrix Wars. they would then hurl the moon at the sleeping JP trilogy, who would then wake up and destroy the moon, causing a shockwave that would destroy The Lord of the Matrix Wars forever.

Van Hellsing could kill the JP movies.  'Cause they're monsters.  Even if they merged with the moon, and it the JP-Monster-Moon was hurled at the sleeping Van Hellsing, with Batman on it, Van Hellsing would win.

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Thank you Tycho.
you picked up on that did you?



and Van Hellsing is only one movie, and thus is not counted in this.
regardless because JP > Van Hellsing

[Rupert Giles]

Thank you Tycho.
you picked up on that did you?



and Van Hellsing is only one movie, and thus is not counted in this.
regardless because JP > Van Hellsing

Oh, what was that?  You have hairspray on?  And you want me to bring you fire?

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The hell is that supposed to mean?!

[Rupert Giles]

The hell is that supposed to mean?!

After I'm done with you, You're gonna wish you'd been mauled by a claw shrimp.

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I was mauled by a claw shrimp before, it wasn't that bad.

[Rupert Giles]

I was mauled by a claw shrimp before, it wasn't that bad.

What's a Claw Shrimp?

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the site's down...so I can't show you right now.

[Rupert Giles]

the site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

[Wishfarple]

the site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

This is some new Internet meme-dance, isn't it?  

Oh, my darling, let us Claw Shrimp Strip under the light of yon silv'ry moon, whilst our buttocks flutter madly!  Ia!  Ia!