The Truth About Ginger Kids...

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift.

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

As the mother of 3 gingers and one myself, it's all true!

Everyone should be very afraid....

[hooplala]

Also, gingers have enormous cocks.  Or so I have been told.

[Doktor Howl]

Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift.

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now.

Rubbish.  I was a "ginger kid", and I am the very model of civility and restraint. 

[Adios]

Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift.

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now.

Rubbish.  I was a "ginger kid", and I am the very model of civility and restraint.  

[BadBeast]

Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift.

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now.

Rubbish.  I was a "ginger kid", and I am the very model of civility and restraint. 

[Juana]

*links to her favorite ginger*

[Don Coyote]

BUMP because I found out what the Nessies look like.

[Luna]

BUMP because I found out what the Nessies look like.

They're ginger?

[President Television]

Obviously they're after the Paynites for their corn-shelled Mexican cuisine.

[Don Coyote]

This thread makes me crave tacos.

[BadBeast]

Also, gingers have enormous cocks.  Or so I have been told.

Even the female ones!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

1.) What the heck is a 'pink' ?

2.) Who are the Nessies sending all their squirrel thank-you gifts to? *looks at Roger suspiciously*

[ThatGreenGentleman]

1.) What the heck is a 'pink' ?

2.) Who are the Nessies sending all their squirrel thank-you gifts to? *looks at Roger suspiciously*

1.) A pink is pretty much a popular kid.

2.) They pretty much send thank you gifts to whoever gives them food. Gingers may be crafty little bastards, but give them food and you have their undying love.

[Don Coyote]

number 2 is TROOF.

Coyote, at one point was a ginger, maybe......possibly...he thinks.