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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1065 on: February 29, 2020, 01:47:10 pm »
Damn that's an old school reference nowadays
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1066 on: February 29, 2020, 03:15:35 pm »
Quote from: Cain on February 29, 2020, 01:46:49 pm
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The oranges are not in themselves dangerous, but not respecting them is straight up stupid.

FUCK YOU MY FATHER DIED FROM NOT RESPECTING ORANGES

My most sincere condolences. Oranges would be a horrible way to go.  :cry: :fnord:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1067 on: March 02, 2020, 11:08:48 pm »
WHY IS THIS FUCKING THREAD UP AGAIN? MY ASS IS STILL BURNING 10 YEARS LATER.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1068 on: March 02, 2020, 11:29:57 pm »
[Detective] We have reports that you were running some kind of heavens gate self harm cult website
[Faust] That's bullshit
[Detective] Here's a link to the orange eating contest
[Faust] Ok fine yes
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1069 on: March 02, 2020, 11:38:17 pm »
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2020, 11:29:57 pm
[Detective] We have reports that you were running some kind of heavens gate self harm cult website
[Faust] That's bullshit
[Detective] Here's a link to the orange eating contest
[Faust] Ok fine yes

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1070 on: March 02, 2020, 11:39:12 pm »
This thing was funny haha twice.

Now it's funny let's watch someone go to the ER.

Mostly it stopped being funny when Freeky tried to make it a thing for iteration #3.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1071 on: March 03, 2020, 12:30:41 am »
Yeah. What Faust said was funny, but this whole oranges thing is not funny at all. I'm only even thinking about it because I am overwhelmed with grief that hurts more than the oranges ever did, and I suffered an upper GI blockage last time.

You know, I just got back from the gym and worked hard. I feel good physically right now and proud of myself. I think I found a pain that gives me something to focus on the the oranges never could.

I don't need them, so I won't eat them.
I'll just take it out on the elliptical and heavy bag.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1072 on: March 03, 2020, 12:34:06 am »
Okay, I am genuinely confused. Am I just immune to oranges? Cause I ate a shit ton last time plus pith plus not eating other things and there was none of this "OH NO MY ASSHOLE" "BRB HOSPITALS" going on.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1073 on: March 03, 2020, 12:40:15 am »
I have had FUCKING ORANGE EATING-like symptoms from eating too much curry recently. That said, the butter chicken curry with parathas is well worth the inevitable catastrophic sphincter failures.

My guess: probably related to too much fiber and mild digestive problems coming together to create a stew of horror.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1074 on: March 03, 2020, 12:56:01 am »
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 03, 2020, 12:34:06 am
Okay, I am genuinely confused. Am I just immune to oranges? Cause I ate a shit ton last time plus pith plus not eating other things and there was none of this "OH NO MY ASSHOLE" "BRB HOSPITALS" going on.

Describe a "shit ton", because when we did this the first go around, we went through bags. It was vicious.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1075 on: March 03, 2020, 01:07:53 am »
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 03, 2020, 12:34:06 am
Okay, I am genuinely confused. Am I just immune to oranges? Cause I ate a shit ton last time plus pith plus not eating other things and there was none of this "OH NO MY ASSHOLE" "BRB HOSPITALS" going on.

You might just be immune to oranges. I am... Not.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1076 on: March 03, 2020, 03:09:27 am »
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 03, 2020, 12:34:06 am
Okay, I am genuinely confused. Am I just immune to oranges? Cause I ate a shit ton last time plus pith plus not eating other things and there was none of this "OH NO MY ASSHOLE" "BRB HOSPITALS" going on.

For someone of your mass, "a shit ton" equals "2 of those bitty ones that never taste right."
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1077 on: March 03, 2020, 12:24:21 pm »
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 03, 2020, 12:34:06 am
Okay, I am genuinely confused. Am I just immune to oranges? Cause I ate a shit ton last time plus pith plus not eating other things and there was none of this "OH NO MY ASSHOLE" "BRB HOSPITALS" going on.

Not everybody gets horrible gut-stuff from having a gallon of citric acid sloshing around in their guts. And then, some of us didn't think it would do that because we were in a ~28 year old body (?) and nothing could hurt us. But as I discovered, 24 is the immortal age and 28 is the age where you will shit your pants at work.

Netatungrot went to the hospital because, unbeknownst to him at the time, he was also having his first ulcer--the citric acid made it much much worse.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1078 on: December 23, 2020, 03:25:24 am »
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