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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #60 on: June 22, 2010, 08:38:40 pm »
NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...IN THE CAN!







If you have any complaints about the condition of you GI tract Thursday I will point and laugh.

Richter. Remember who you're talking to... I eat raw beef for breakfast almost every morning. I once went a month eating nothing but tinned fish, candy, and things that are pickled. I view sausage that's been left out as a challenge. I ate nothing but cheeseburgers for all of September... some of them raw.

Feh. These are mere ORANGES. Oranges shall not defeat me! My digestive system owns everything!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2010, 08:40:18 pm by Nigel »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2010, 08:43:48 pm »
Comment was not direct at Nigel, Nigel's colon, or any other such honorable participants. 

Please accept apologies and please not to explode my head with yo sphincter. 

For thine is the kingdom of indestructibowel.

Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #62 on: June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 pm »
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #63 on: June 22, 2010, 08:50:30 pm »
Sweet merciful fuck, you've been doing this at work?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #64 on: June 22, 2010, 08:50:37 pm »
I WILL PREVAIL!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #65 on: June 22, 2010, 08:52:57 pm »

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2010, 08:54:07 pm »
My colon is still functioning as normal. What's wrong with you?!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #67 on: June 22, 2010, 08:54:46 pm »
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

Okay.  Cram has officially deified himself. :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #68 on: June 22, 2010, 08:57:03 pm »
I just burped stomach acid again.

Ooooff....
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #69 on: June 22, 2010, 08:58:50 pm »
I just burped stomach acid again.

Ooooff....

Tums.

Seriously.  Your espohagus is going to look like a WWI battlefield.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2010, 08:59:38 pm »
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

Ride it out.  Perform a half ass cleaning job in the bathroom, and then spend the rest of the day stinking up the joint.  People WILL walk on eggshells to avoid implying that you crapped yourself.  In fact, your feces are completely non-culpable once washed away, and you can call the wrath of HR down on anyone who tries to complain.  
The burden of proof in on them in regards to the shit being in your pants at the time.

(Bonus points if you can incorporate Vasquez's "Somebody put shit in my pants.")    
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2010, 09:06:45 pm »
I just burped stomach acid again.

Ooooff....

Tums.

Seriously.  Your espohagus is going to look like a WWI battlefield.

It already does. I take Prilosec daily.

Mmm...purple pill time.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2010, 09:12:14 pm »
Cram,
please to describe the extent of your little accident.
is it a mere skidmark, or are those shorts going in the burn pile?
oh good lord, that's excellent!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2010, 09:23:05 pm »
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

I can't stop laughing.

I'm... sorry?

Wait, does this mean you're withdrawing your challenge?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2010, 09:33:08 pm »
He better not!
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