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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #795 on: January 16, 2012, 10:17:38 pm »
#Quotes of the moment, my roommate: "In case you thought 'eating a sickening amount of oranges' was just a phrase..."

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #796 on: January 16, 2012, 10:24:47 pm »
Like, I puked a few hours after finishing 21, but no blood. I think I paced them out a little more than Net, but I don't know for sure.

Hope he's ok, and that the doctors and nurses got a discreet and unprofessional chuckle out of it.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #797 on: January 16, 2012, 10:32:59 pm »
Text from Net:

"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



Next message:

They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.





SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS

Oh no! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #798 on: January 16, 2012, 10:33:59 pm »
SHIT FUCK DAMN

I HOPE NET IS OKAY BUT

DOES THIS MEAN HE QUITS?


If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #799 on: January 16, 2012, 10:34:30 pm »
JESUS FUCK.

Hope Net's okay.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #800 on: January 16, 2012, 10:35:08 pm »
Official Purple Orange Award Proclimation

NET WINS THE PURPLE ORANGE AWARD FOR 2012. IT IS AWARDED TO A SPAG INJURED OR DISCHARGED IN ACTION WHILE PARTICIPATING IN A FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST. IT IS A HIGH HONOR AND ALSO A DISGRACEFUL MARK THAT YOU MUST WEAR IN SHAME AND MOCKERY IN PERPETUITY.

SO WHILE YOU MAY FEEL BAD FOR NET, BE JEALOUS AS WELL
for he both rules and is stupid in ways none of us have achieved

REACH FOR THE STARS, SPAGS

You know, it's not shitting yourself at the office

but vomiting blood is a close second. I am going to have an orange right now, in his honor.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #801 on: January 16, 2012, 10:35:42 pm »
Good excuse to create a medal, IMO.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #802 on: January 16, 2012, 10:36:10 pm »

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #803 on: January 16, 2012, 10:36:40 pm »
I am almost sad that I'm not participating this year. :(

ALMOST.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #804 on: January 16, 2012, 10:37:20 pm »
The way he was going, I'm surprised Net has not already shat out his own colon. 

I shall drink a hot chocolate to honour his achievement.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #805 on: January 16, 2012, 10:37:58 pm »
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #806 on: January 16, 2012, 10:44:49 pm »
Using the magic of the quote function, let's go back in time a few hours.......

YOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

 :pax:

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #807 on: January 16, 2012, 10:45:46 pm »
Using the magic of the quote function, let's go back in time a few hours.......

YOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

 :pax:

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #808 on: January 16, 2012, 10:46:57 pm »
 :lulz:  Famous last words indeed.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #809 on: January 16, 2012, 10:50:43 pm »
Maybe we should start a collection for a gift basket for Net.
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.