MysticWicks endorsement: "In other words, Discordianism, like postmodernism, means never having to say your sorry."
Text from Net:"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONENext message:They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS
Official Purple Orange Award ProclimationNET WINS THE PURPLE ORANGE AWARD FOR 2012. IT IS AWARDED TO A SPAG INJURED OR DISCHARGED IN ACTION WHILE PARTICIPATING IN A FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST. IT IS A HIGH HONOR AND ALSO A DISGRACEFUL MARK THAT YOU MUST WEAR IN SHAME AND MOCKERY IN PERPETUITY.SO WHILE YOU MAY FEEL BAD FOR NET, BE JEALOUS AS WELLfor he both rules and is stupid in ways none of us have achievedREACH FOR THE STARS, SPAGS
DOES THIS MEAN HE QUITS?
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 10:33:59 pmDOES THIS MEAN HE QUITS?it means he WINS
YOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.
Using the magic of the quote function, let's go back in time a few hours.......Quote from: Net on January 16, 2012, 01:58:45 pmYOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.