FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Cramulus]

#Quotes of the moment, my roommate: "In case you thought 'eating a sickening amount of oranges' was just a phrase..."

[Cainad (dec.)]

Like, I puked a few hours after finishing 21, but no blood. I think I paced them out a little more than Net, but I don't know for sure.

Hope he's ok, and that the doctors and nurses got a discreet and unprofessional chuckle out of it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Text from Net:

"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



Next message:

They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.





SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS

Oh no! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Freeky]

SHIT FUCK DAMN

I HOPE NET IS OKAY BUT

DOES THIS MEAN HE QUITS?

[Phox]

JESUS FUCK.

Hope Net's okay.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Official Purple Orange Award Proclimation

NET WINS THE PURPLE ORANGE AWARD FOR 2012. IT IS AWARDED TO A SPAG INJURED OR DISCHARGED IN ACTION WHILE PARTICIPATING IN A FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST. IT IS A HIGH HONOR AND ALSO A DISGRACEFUL MARK THAT YOU MUST WEAR IN SHAME AND MOCKERY IN PERPETUITY.

SO WHILE YOU MAY FEEL BAD FOR NET, BE JEALOUS AS WELL
for he both rules and is stupid in ways none of us have achieved

REACH FOR THE STARS, SPAGS

You know, it's not shitting yourself at the office

but vomiting blood is a close second. I am going to have an orange right now, in his honor.

[navkat]

Good excuse to create a medal, IMO.

[Cramulus]

DOES THIS MEAN HE QUITS?

it means he WINS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am almost sad that I'm not participating this year.

ALMOST.

[Cain]

The way he was going, I'm surprised Net has not already shat out his own colon. 

I shall drink a hot chocolate to honour his achievement.

[Freeky]

DOES THIS MEAN HE QUITS?

it means he WINS

CONGRATS, NET.  HOPE YOU DON'T DIE.

[Cramulus]

Using the magic of the quote function, let's go back in time a few hours.......

YOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

 

 

[Phox]

Using the magic of the quote function, let's go back in time a few hours.......

YOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

 

 

[Freeky]

   Famous last words indeed.

[Don Coyote]

Maybe we should start a collection for a gift basket for Net.