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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#270
April 06, 2011, 08:16:44 AM
Especially both.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#271
April 06, 2011, 08:19:45 AM
Those ones are THE BEST. 

Luna

#272
April 06, 2011, 10:43:30 AM
Unholy mother of FUCK, I can't BREATHE...   :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#273
April 06, 2011, 12:45:13 PM
Oh, I am SO tempted...I just don't want the pain..........
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#274
April 06, 2011, 01:13:29 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on April 06, 2011, 07:49:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit

I tried this earlier in the thread. Cram disqualified grapefruits.

But I may eat one on Friday just to spite you all and show how hardcore I am, even though it won't count towards my score.

Rumckle

#275
April 06, 2011, 01:14:19 PM Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 01:16:02 PM by Rumckle
Friday, Friday, gonna eat oranges on Friday!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Rumckle

#276
April 06, 2011, 01:33:07 PM
Everybody's nostalgic about last year, last year
Friday, Friday
Getting sick on Friday
Everybody's getting intestinal problems
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

LMNO

#277
April 06, 2011, 01:59:50 PM
ORANGES, ORANGES, YEAH!
ORANGES, ORANGES, YEAH!



...AND PROLAPSE COMES AFTERWARDS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#278
April 06, 2011, 04:23:54 PM
My doctor friend says "This seems like a bad idea".

I see that as MEDICAL ENDORSEMENT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#279
April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#280
April 06, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#281
April 06, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO!

Suu

#282
April 06, 2011, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!

Yeah. Wasn't fun.

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#283
April 06, 2011, 10:07:08 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 06, 2011, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!

Yeah. Wasn't fun.

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.

YES!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#284
April 06, 2011, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I like my Valencias dammit.

1.5 Valencias to equal 1 navel?  Or maybe we should just do this by weight.
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