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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#330
April 08, 2011, 03:45:56 PM
IT'S

GO

TIME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#331
April 08, 2011, 03:51:40 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 08, 2011, 03:43:44 PM
I go to buy mah oranges in a moment, how many am I gonna need to win this (was thinking two bag, about 16 valencias).

I don't think 16 valencias is gonna do it, if 1.5 valencias = 1 navel.  Nigel did, what, a dozen last time?

That's 18 valencias, if she just holds steady and doesn't go for more.
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Reginald Ret

#332
April 08, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
I'm at FOUR already bitches!
YOU SIMPERING CHIMPS HAD BETTER UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS I AM ABOUT THIS!
THIS:
IS HOW MY FIST LOOKS AFTER MY COWORKER ASKED FOR ONE OF MY ORANGES!
(holy crap my webcam sucks with this light)

THATS RIGHT! ITS BLEEDING! BLEEDING ACIDIFIED HIGH VITAMIN C BLOOD!

AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.
YOU CIRCUMSIZED LITTLE GIRLS BETTER GIVE UP ALREADY, YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH TO BE ON THIS BATTLEFIELD!
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Cainad (dec.)

#333
April 08, 2011, 03:57:54 PM
Ho ho ho! So Regret can actually keep up with my turgid victorycock?

Enjoy it while you can, Koala-Felcher! Up to 5 just now!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#334
April 08, 2011, 03:58:03 PM
I'm on my way for a leisurely stroll to the store right now, to collect my oranges.

It's all about pacing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#335
April 08, 2011, 04:19:39 PM
*sits back and watches this time*

:popcorn:
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navkat

#336
April 08, 2011, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 03:58:03 PM
I'm on my way for a leisurely stroll to the store right now, to collect my oranges.

It's all about pacing.

Yeah, man. Pacing and starches.

Cainad (dec.)

#337
April 08, 2011, 04:24:17 PM
I have to pack 'em in now because I'm going to a lab where I'll be handling toxic stuff for 3 hours today.

Fractalbeard

#338
April 08, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
7 ORANGES YUO SPAG MCMUFFINS.

Gonna need to reload my orange-sack full of juicy goodness.
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navkat

#339
April 08, 2011, 04:26:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 04:24:17 PM
I have to pack 'em in now because I'm going to a lab where I'll be handling toxic stuff for 3 hours today.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#340
April 08, 2011, 04:39:00 PM


That's 11 pounds of big, solid Navels: 16 oranges in total. I just ate my first one at a calm, leisurely pace.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#341
April 08, 2011, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 03:45:56 PM
IT'S

GO

TIME!

AFTER COFFEE
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#342
April 08, 2011, 04:41:21 PM
I can't play this time around, oranges that size are 2 for a dollar here.  :cry:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#343
April 08, 2011, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 08, 2011, 04:41:21 PM
I can't play this time around, oranges that size are 2 for a dollar here.  :cry:

That's about what they are here, too; I just spent eight bucks on sixteen oranges.

But hell, I could have spent eight bucks on a cup of tea and a bagel, so what the hell?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#344
April 08, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY I'D SHOW YOU PANTY SNIFFERS WHAT'S UP!

I ATE A WHOLE BAG OF JELLY BEANS LAST NIGHT BEFORE NOTICING THE WARNING ON THE BAG THAT READ "excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect" SO MY GUTS ARE EMPTY!!
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