I'm at FOUR already bitches!
YOU SIMPERING CHIMPS HAD BETTER UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS I AM ABOUT THIS!
THIS:

IS HOW MY FIST LOOKS AFTER MY COWORKER ASKED FOR ONE OF MY ORANGES!
(holy crap my webcam sucks with this light)
THATS RIGHT! ITS BLEEDING! BLEEDING ACIDIFIED HIGH VITAMIN C BLOOD!
AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.
YOU CIRCUMSIZED LITTLE GIRLS BETTER GIVE UP ALREADY, YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH TO BE ON THIS BATTLEFIELD!