DSPN Presents: Spanish Bastards vs The Glorious Dutch

[P3nT4gR4m]

Kobayashi is turning out to be one non-shit-donating little japanese motherfucker. Be nice to see him in something he could do a bit more damage in.

apparently Ferarri are sulking and making allegations today was a fix. I only know this shit cos Payne tells me.

Not Ferrari, Alonso - ever since Lewis taught him that he can't drive worth a fuck he's been developing his - moaning like a bitch - skills to see if he can pick up any points that way.

No, no. Ferrari too. They label it a "scandal" on their site.

They're just backing up fuckhead cos if they don't he'll throw a hissy fit and walk out. For some inexplicable reason they think it's a good idea to have him in their team.

[Payne]

Kobayashi is turning out to be one non-shit-donating little japanese motherfucker. Be nice to see him in something he could do a bit more damage in.

apparently Ferarri are sulking and making allegations today was a fix. I only know this shit cos Payne tells me.

Not Ferrari, Alonso - ever since Lewis taught him that he can't drive worth a fuck he's been developing his - moaning like a bitch - skills to see if he can pick up any points that way.

No, no. Ferrari too. They label it a "scandal" on their site.

They're just backing up fuckhead cos if they don't he'll throw a hissy fit and walk out. For some inexplicable reason they think it's a good idea to have him in their team.

oh indeed. I reckon Ferrari would have been better served with keeping Raikonnen, myself. But I'm biased, cause I'm a big fan of his.

Anyone but Alonso, though. Look at what he did and what he tried to do to McLaren (as a whole team) in 2007.

[Suu]

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES!

[Cain]

That just saved me 76 minutes of watching it.  Thanks, I think.

It's only a shame I couldn't be there in person to rub it in the face of all the England supporters here who told me things along the line of "it will be a tough fight, but Germany are going down."  I said it'd be a thrashing from the start, and believe I am owed some drinks.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Kobayashi is turning out to be one non-shit-donating little japanese motherfucker. Be nice to see him in something he could do a bit more damage in.

apparently Ferarri are sulking and making allegations today was a fix. I only know this shit cos Payne tells me.

Not Ferrari, Alonso - ever since Lewis taught him that he can't drive worth a fuck he's been developing his - moaning like a bitch - skills to see if he can pick up any points that way.

No, no. Ferrari too. They label it a "scandal" on their site.

They're just backing up fuckhead cos if they don't he'll throw a hissy fit and walk out. For some inexplicable reason they think it's a good idea to have him in their team.

oh indeed. I reckon Ferrari would have been better served with keeping Raikonnen, myself. But I'm biased, cause I'm a big fan of his.

Anyone but Alonso, though. Look at what he did and what he tried to do to McLaren (as a whole team) in 2007.

Alonso's career in a nutshell..

01-04 typical noob shit. Showed some promise, fucked up a lot. Eventually proved himself worthy of being in the sport. Nothing more, nothing less - him and a whole bunch of other guys

05-06 - was given the fastest, most reliable car in the sport by a nautical mile and still almost managed to fuck it up on a couple of occasions

07 - Given that years fastest most reliable ride but, unfortunately found himself partnered with someone who could actually drive the fucking thing, spent the whole year bitching and whining and coming up with excuses as to why he was getting pwnt by a noob on a level playing field

end of 07 - sacked - for being a complete twat

08-09 - Minardi (who the fuck?) picked him up for next to nothing, figuring he had experience with the big boys and that might be good for the team

end of 09 - Minardi regretting the error of their ways let him go to Ferrari whom we can only assume have gone completely insane since Schumi, then Ross Brawn left.

end of 10 - prediction: If someone hasn't actually killed him by then he'll be too busy getting turned down for jobs as supermarket shelf stacker to worry too much about motorsport. Either that or Ferrari will announce they new 2011 package consisting of a horse drawn sled with secret go faster-hay and they'll sign him for 5 years as chief stable boy.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

JUST CAUSE YOU HATE FOOTBALL DOESNT MEAN YOU GOTTA RUIN IT FOR OTHERS 

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm running out of teams to even pretend to root for.

USA - Gone
Cote D'Ivoire - Gone
Socceroos - Gone
El Tri - Gone

I think I'm rooting for Japan, then, out of the teams that could actually win it, I'm rooting for Germany, mostly because they're not Brazil, Spain, Argentina, or the Netherlands.

But if I'm a betting man? Netherlands vs. Argentina in the finals, Argentina wins 3-2.

[Triple Zero]

Watch the grand prix instead - Worth watching even just for Mark Webber's fucking epic 120mph backflip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqsli2QM8Po

Bonus: You can't hear any vuvuzelas over the engines.

[Triple Zero]

Ok does anyone know when NL is going to play against Germany btw?

which is more important than the finals.

[Rumckle]

They'll meet in the finals (or 3rd place playoff) if they get through.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

i am rooting for Japan atm.

[Cain]

Still hoping the Argies win.  Absolute and complete pwnage of England fans cannot be denied.

[LMNO]

TRUFACT: The Argentina team is the cutest.  Do not test Mrs LMNO's expertise in this matter.

[Suu]

I'm inclined to agree that they are one of the cutest, but some of the Spanish boys are pretty adorable.

[Suu]

Netherlands VS Slovakia and Brazil VS Chile today.

First game should be slow, 2nd game I should get my Brazilian guys in, which means no tips. Not that it matters, because as long as I'm forced to pay back that walk-out, I'm screwed anyway.