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[Dysnomia]

[Cainad (dec.)]

DAMNIT

I need to stop reading threads full of the talk of amorous, attractive women. It makes me all flustered.

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DAMNIT

I need to stop reading threads full of the talk of amorous, attractive women. It makes me all flustered.

Just wait until you live with one.

[Freeky]

DAMNIT

I need to stop reading threads full of the talk of amorous, attractive women. It makes me all flustered.

You could always, you know, come to Tucson. I could fix your over-flustered for you.

[Dysnomia]

or to California...


Since you refuse to grow back your facepubes I am forced to find you adorable.   

[Dysnomia]

I had a dream where Old Flame was getting married and I was stuck at the ceremony.     Awkward as shit.  Part of the ending, they got married, and I felt odd about it.  Other part (simultaneously running with aforementioned part) was him leaving her for me in the ceremony and us being flirty afterwards.  ALSO awkward as shit.   

Been feeling off all day.   

[Zyzyx]

I know what you mean a hundred percent, Blarf. I had a dream recently where Most Intense Ex, her then-boyfriend and I were driving through Utah, filled with awkward silence and interspersed with backbiting comments as we stopped to look at tourist traps with nary a word spoken. I wondered the entire time what in the hell possessed me to think that going with them to do this was ever a good idea.  I remember waking up with the wrinkles on my forehead creased up.

At least I slept well!

[Dysnomia]

I know what you mean a hundred percent, Blarf. I had a dream recently where Most Intense Ex, her then-boyfriend and I were driving through Utah, filled with awkward silence and interspersed with backbiting comments as we stopped to look at tourist traps with nary a word spoken. I wondered the entire time what in the hell possessed me to think that going with them to do this was ever a good idea.  I remember waking up with the wrinkles on my forehead creased up.

At least I slept well!

yeah that's basically what mine felt like.  My mom was there too.  For some reason we were trying to check out of the drugstore (that was conveniently placed where they got ready for their wedding, and we could see the whole ceremony), and it was taking us FOREVER to gtfo of the store to GTFAWAY from there.  Then I woke up. 

[Zyzyx]

Oh the joys of our own psychodrama 

In the end we can take pride that we have moved beyond the bullshit! To use an RPG analogy, the moment I can look back on who I was and think "what a dumbass!" I have leveled up in the game of life.

[Dysnomia]

this is the correct motorcycle

[Aucoq]

In the end we can take pride that we have moved beyond the bullshit! To use an RPG analogy, the moment I can look back on who I was and think "what a dumbass!" I have leveled up in the game of life.

I like that. So true.

[Dysnomia]

A few years ago I was introduced to, who we will call, ALEJANDRO, who was a good friend of my then good friend's boyfriend.  He's hot, columbian, sweet, good conversationalist, and an olympic level kisser.  When he's in town we will hang out once or twice, and basically...make out.  After hanging out, talking, and having a good time.  Always friendly, but never anything but that. Which is good since he's shit in bed. 

Alejandro is graduated from college now, and is working for a real estate agency in the area.  Which means I got a text from him yesterday. 

[Dysnomia]

I think I may need to hang out with ALEJANDRO.  Should prove to be interesting.



Also, I'm making a new okcupid profile since I deleted the old one, and I think I'm in a better place for dating/meeting new people now. 

[LMNO]

AleAlejandro?

[Dysnomia]

AleAlejandro?

I KNOW THAT WE ARE YOUNG, AND I KNOW THAT YOU MAY LOVE ME, BUT I JUST CANT BE WITH YOU LIKE THIS ANYMORE.  ALEJANDRO




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