BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[LMNO]

also,

SEXNUN.

[Dysnomia]

also,

SEXNUN.

Is there any other kind?   

[Dysnomia]

So apparently OF will most likely move in with my good friend...who lives across campus from where I most likely will be living (the suspense is killing me).  If I don't get the place it will still be awkward because I'll either have to suck it up and interact with him (causing breakdown, and possible sex with him), or sneak into friend's place which is weird.  But if I do get the place it'll be all that, plus having to run into him everywhere when I'm trying to forget him.   


Why hello panic attack.  It's me Lizzay.  It's been a while.   

[Dysnomia]

Went to overpriced, swanky bars with my friend, but they weren't any fun, and she ended up with a migraine so I had to take her home before the boys came out.  After that drove around for probably 45 minutes since ALEJANDRO takes forever to respond with directions to new bar/club/thing.  But once we all got there/found each other, it was fun.  He and his cousin kept buying me drinks, and his cousin would hit on me and tell me it was too bad ALEJANDRO saw me first because I was so beautiful every time ALEJANDRO would leave.  Stayed till the place closed, and then took ALEJANDRO home, where we hung out in my car for a bit and made out.     I may have a date with him too.

[Dysnomia]

Guess who found me on OKCupid?  OF did.  And messaged me.  Some things just never die.   

[Dysnomia]

BAD DECISION LIZZAY IS AT IT AGAIN



I agreed to go to OF's concert tomorrow night, as he finally promised to go to the barn with me (big for him since he's afraid of horses), and I'm letting him continue to kiss my ass by taking me on a date before he has shoulder surgery next week.

[Dysnomia]

ALEJANDRO IS STANDING ME UP





But OF is being a good boy, and his show was teh seckz last night. 

[Dysnomia]

I



AM




GETTING




LAID




In the best way later on.   

[Freeky]

I



AM




GETTING




LAID




In the best way later on.   

YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT STUFF, HUH, BETTY WHITE? GETTING ALL LAID AND SHIT. WELL GUESS WHAT?

[Dysnomia]

I DONO WHAT THAT IS FREAKEH

[Freeky]

IS ME FLIPPIN YOU OFF!

[Dysnomia]

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME MISSY








O I LOVE HOW THESE ARE CALLED FUCKMITTENS   



ITS APPROPRIATE





BECAUSE I GOT LAID HARDCORE LAST NIGHT   

[LMNO]

It immediately occurs to me that "LAID HARDCORDE" is an intensely subjective phrase, and what is now going on in my mind may be quite far away from what actually happened.


...and on reflection, this could very well be a win/win.

[Dysnomia]

well...there WERE ropes involved...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Man. I haven't had good tie-me-up sex in months. BF went vanilla when I moved in. :S

Damn Betty White getting better tail than me.