BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[Jenne]

There needs to be some kind of door-to-door bondage gear salesman. That would be so much cooler than idiots selling fake security systems.

Well, there ARE "tupperware" type parties where you can buy that kind of stuff--buttplugs, ballgags, masks, fuckswings, etc.

I've been to them.

[Dysnomia]

FUCKING HELL!!!


Getting laid.  Going great.  Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....













He came. 

[Don Coyote]

Oops?

wait...he one of those guys who can't keep on keeping on after he comes?

[LMNO]

FUCKING HELL!!!


Getting laid.  Going great.  Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....













He came. 

That's when he puts his face in there and gets the job done.

[Don Coyote]

FUCKING HELL!!!


Getting laid.  Going great.  Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....













He came. 

That's when he puts his face in there and gets the job done.

I threw up a little bit...

[LMNO]

 


I don't understand.

[Dysnomia]

HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW











Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off

[Don Coyote]

HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW











Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off

punch him the fucking head. The one with eyes.

Then tie his punk ass down and apply some sort of cock ring.

Ride his punk ass until you are done and he is sore and bruised.

[Jenne]

Ugh...Lizzy...that's horrible!  This keeps happening to you, poor thing.    I'm starting to think Northern Cali is full of awful lovers.

[LMNO]

HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW



Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off

Wait... there's a logistical issue here, unless you're one of those rare women who can climax while giving head.

[Don Coyote]

HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW



Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off

Wait... there's a logistical issue here, unless you're one of those rare women who can climax while giving head.

LOL

[Dysnomia]

COCK RING IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE! 

And jenne, you are also correct.

LMNO: it was like he had some kind of sensor that would tell him "LIZZAY IS GONNA CUM!  PULL OUT!".

[LMNO]

Lizzay:  dog collar on him + leash + instructions:  "Until I let go of this leash and start screaming, you do not cum."



LMNO
-you're welcome.

[LMNO]

With the follow up, "otherwise, you're gonna be getting really familiar with cream pies."

[Don Coyote]

Lizzay:  dog collar on him + leash + instructions:  "Until I let go of this leash and start screaming, you do not cum."



LMNO
-you're welcome.

This would also be the correct motorcycle.