BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[Freeky]

Woot!

[Dysnomia]

 

[Dysnomia]

I miss OF....especially because I think he was really trying this time...





Lizzay,
yes I know how horrible that is. 

[Eater of Clowns]

Lizzeh,

I say this well aware it's overstepping my bounds as an occassional PD contributor:

You are a cute and personable young woman leagues ahead of the average.  You need to quit stressin' girlie and hang tight for someone of a caliber you deserve.  Someone really fucking cool.  Shit's tough but you'll be alright.   

-EoC,
fuckin' a.

[Dysnomia]

aw  thanks eoc

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Lizzeh,

I say this well aware it's overstepping my bounds as an occassional PD contributor:

You are a cute and personable young woman leagues ahead of the average.  You need to quit stressin' girlie and hang tight for someone of a caliber you deserve.  Someone really fucking cool.  Shit's tough but you'll be alright.   

-EoC,
fuckin' a.

the man is Quite Fucking Right, Lizzay.

[Dysnomia]

I was at awesome friends party last night, and a mutual friend between me and OF/herpes was my beerpong partner *he drank and i shot* and he was flirting with me a ton all night.  Pissed off OF, and is quite weird.  Not that I wouldn't like him, just HELL every guy lately has been a friend of a friend, or my friend. 

[Dysnomia]

Ok backstory.  Senior year of highschool I worked for about a month at this country club.  One of the servers there was really flirty with me, and super hot.  Note, I was 17 at the time, and despite his apparent inability to age (as he looks the same now), he was 25, about to turn 26.  We went out, which made my parents SUPER pissed, to where they called and threatened him, and we had to sneak around (me calling him from my friend's phone).  It was nuts.  We'd sneak out on dates, and he was always really sweet, but a little bit too insecure for me at the time so we broke up a month before my birthday. 

I just found this guy on facebook for the first time in years.  Do I message him? Of course I do..he's probably 31 now. 

[LMNO]

At 31, a guy has just about finished learning how to properly eat pussy.  You know what to do.

[Freeky]

At 31, a guy has just about finished learning how to properly eat pussy.  You know what to do.

MOST guys, Alphapance. The ones that are interested in satisfying the owner of said pussy, anyway.

[Dysnomia]

 

He was pretty damn good at it at 26 too...

[Dysnomia]

since ALEJANDRO is banished I'm going to give name to old boyfriend (who is also hispanic, but of the mexican persuasion, rather than colombian like ALEJANDRO1).  He shall be henceforth be known as ALEJANDRO 2.0. 

Coffee with ALEJANDRO 2.0 was great.  We talked nonstop for two hours at starbucks, and caught up.  It was about as awkward as if I'd just seen him last week.    He's going to come down to my neck of the woods sometime soon and we'll hang out.  I promised him a cooking lesson since he even burns toast. lol  After coffee he walked me to my car and gave me a soft peck on the cheek. 




Im glad I decided to get in touch with him since I need more nice guys like him in my life. 

[Dysnomia]

TONIGHT


I AM GETTING LAID

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

 

Also can I just point out how wonderfully ironic it is to see that from someone who has an old lady as their profile picture?

Wonderful.

[LMNO]

TONIGHT


I AM GETTING LAID

ASK HIM IF HE WANTS SOME POTATO CHIPS.