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Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 06:09:33 AM
FUCKING HELL!!!


Getting laid.  Going great.  Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....













He came. 

:crankey:

That's OK once in a while... accidents happen. He should really finish you off, though.

If it happens all the time, you need to break out the training equipment.
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Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Don Coyote

All the women on PD scare me in fun ways.

Dysnomia

he's normally quite good, despite average sized equipment.  But last night was FAIL.  Was so awesome, then NOT

:argh!:
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Dysnomia

HE HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF


by being way better in bed (like he normally is), and being sweet as hell.   :D 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable.   :|  I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross.   :| :| :|
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable.   :|  I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross.   :| :| :|

:( Poor Lizzay.

Dysnomia

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable.   :|  I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross.   :| :| :|

:( Poor Lizzay.

Honestly, more than once I was scared I was going to be raped.  He's no longer welcome around me.   :|


Cute boy I've been seeing (again) *see previous posts* was very sweet and supportive as I texted him about it while I was trying to boot ALEJANDRO.  Offered to let me come over, but honestly was in no condition to drive, nor did I want to be anywhere but MY bed. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable.   :|  I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross.   :| :| :|

:( Poor Lizzay.

Honestly, more than once I was scared I was going to be raped.  He's no longer welcome around me.   :|


Cute boy I've been seeing (again) *see previous posts* was very sweet and supportive as I texted him about it while I was trying to boot ALEJANDRO.  Offered to let me come over, but honestly was in no condition to drive, nor did I want to be anywhere but MY bed. 
:x Jesus Lizzay. Be careful, or something.

Dysnomia

he's no longer welcome around me.   :|
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky


Dysnomia

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
he's no longer welcome around me.   :|

Yeah, i can see why.


Other boy, though, is going to spend the night with me tonight, and we're gonna snuggle and be all cute.   :)
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

:vom: warning


It's official.  We've started the "UR CUTE!" "NO UR CUTE!" barfy stuff.  lol
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Freeky

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 08:20:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
he's no longer welcome around me.   :|

Yeah, i can see why.


Other boy, though, is going to spend the night with me tonight, and we're gonna snuggle and be all cute.   :)

Awww!  :D

Dysnomia

AND

we're spending at least a good sized portion of the day together tomorrow!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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