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Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

Yes.

But not something that would land you in jail, cuz that would just suck.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Dysnomia

Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 

Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.

No it's completely true.  I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while.  I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel.  Till then it's friends only.  Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.

Also.  I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF. 


SHOULD I? Y/N?

Horrible as in making them shit themselves till they bleed or jamming toothbrushes smeared with shit into their eyes?

you mean I have to chose?

:sad:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:07:29 AM
Yes.

But not something that would land you in jail, cuz that would just suck.

only if they catch me.   :wink:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Don Coyote

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 30, 2010, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 

Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.

No it's completely true.  I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while.  I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel.  Till then it's friends only.  Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.

Also.  I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF. 


SHOULD I? Y/N?

Horrible as in making them shit themselves till they bleed or jamming toothbrushes smeared with shit into their eyes?

you mean I have to chose?

:sad:
No, just use their own bloody shit to stab them in the eyes.

Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

LMNO

Also, INVEST IN SEX TOYS.  Try new things.

Dysnomia

I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations.  LOL :horrormirth::1fap:


Went for a walk in the park with Mr. Africa.  He held my hand when it got dark since it was hard for me to see and I kept drunkwalking everywhere (thanks lexapro!).  He's also ok with waiting to date me till 12/1 and just hanging out/being friends till then.   :)
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations.  LOL :horrormirth::1fap:


Went for a walk in the park with Mr. Africa.  He held my hand when it got dark since it was hard for me to see and I kept drunkwalking everywhere (thanks lexapro!).  He's also ok with waiting to date me till 12/1 and just hanging out/being friends till then.   :)

Aww. :) Are you attracted to him? Do you like him? He seems like a really, really great guy from what I've heard so far, and respectful, and he seems like he really likes you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

I want to do unspeakable things to him.   :fap:

He wanted to go out dancing sat night, but I'm switching to daytime because I'm trying to be good.  Also, that night is the only night I can snag my other guy friend for drunken asshattery.  I sorta like this guy too, but we're just friends, I don't think he likes me that way, and he's also friends with OF and other pplz.  However, unlike other pplz he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks and is awesome.  Also, he's kinda horrible, just like me. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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LMNO

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations.  LOL :horrormirth::1fap:


Throw a condom on the end of a jackhammer.

:fap:




If you want a more honest answer, PM me.

Dysnomia

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 01:33:39 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations.  LOL :horrormirth::1fap:


Throw a condom on the end of a jackhammer.

:fap:




If you want a more honest answer, PM me.

:x  My girl parts hurt now.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Freeky

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 01:33:39 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations.  LOL :horrormirth::1fap:


Throw a condom on the end of a jackhammer.

:fap:




If you want a more honest answer, PM me.

:x  My girl parts hurt now.

Doesn't sound so bad to me. :?

No, you're right. Condom =  :x PAIN.

Jasper


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Dysnomia

turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me.  But at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif