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Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysnomia

I just got my heart broken by the one guy I thought would never, and could never do that to me. 


I'm done with this bullshit.  Lizzaypance are now closed for business until further notice.


It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Freeky


The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

I'm proud of you for moving on though. No one should be hurt like that for so long.

No one. *hugs*
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Dysnomia

It comes a point, when even the dependable, lovable, wonderful ones are assholes.  That's when you know it's time to quit for a while.


Why can't they just be nice...?   :sad:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 

Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 04:40:37 AM
It comes a point, when even the dependable, lovable, wonderful ones are assholes.  That's when you know it's time to quit for a while.


Why can't they just be nice...?   :sad:

We're really, really dumb.   :sad:
Molon Lube

LMNO

The problem is, everyone is an asshole at some point.  No one's perfect, except Enrico.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 02:43:01 PM
The problem is, everyone is an asshole at some point.  No one's perfect, except Enrico.

And he's the perfect asshole.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Lizzy, I think Nigel's advice, while maybe hard to swallow, is great.  Try it on your own, Babe, and see how you do.  Hang in there.

Dysnomia

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 

Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.

No it's completely true.  I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while.  I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel.  Till then it's friends only.  Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.

Also.  I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF. 


SHOULD I? Y/N?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Don Coyote

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 

Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.

No it's completely true.  I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while.  I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel.  Till then it's friends only.  Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.

Also.  I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF. 


SHOULD I? Y/N?

Horrible as in making them shit themselves till they bleed or jamming toothbrushes smeared with shit into their eyes?

Freeky

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now.  I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS. 

Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.

No it's completely true.  I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while.  I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel.  Till then it's friends only.  Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.

Also.  I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF. 


SHOULD I? Y/N?

Y