Cow executed for seducing man for sex

[Lies]

Busti Ngurah Alit was caught by a neighbor in the rice paddy fields of the village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana   wooing the cow, CNews reports.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn't see an animal but a beautiful woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," said Alit.



http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/

Proof Eris disguises herself as divine bovines just to fuck with humans.

[Richter]

Holy cow.

[Cramulus]

FINALLY --  some JUSTICE in the world

[Cain]

"Look at how the cow was dressed!"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I like stories like these. It reminds me that, while yes, Americans are stupid, there's a whole world out there making us look a little bit smarter.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I bet he made the Cow say:

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

[Zyzyx]

Reality can just be fucking hilarious sometimes.

[Richter]

I'm so glad the courts didn't take any bull

[AFK]

How udderly disgusting. 

[Richter]

The media will really milk this story

[AFK]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

So he was porking the Beef?

[Dysnomia]

I am now envisioning cows being forced to wear Burkas because they are too sexy.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I am now envisioning cows being forced to wear Burkas because they are too sexy.