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Started by Runaway_Scarecrow, June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM

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Runaway_Scarecrow

The only appropriate response to the mechanics of this planet is total madness.

Every conclusion we ever make about anything is based on an observation of an unbelievably tiny portion of the universe. We can't even pay attention to everything happening in our house at once, let alone our street, city, state, country, planet, solar system, galaxy; we've managed to discern through archaic tools the existence of an entire spectrum of light and sound we are physically incapable of witnessing ourselves, every opinion, every fact, every single thing we base our purpose and entire life on is inherently a woefully under-informed position, there is no truth, anywhere, I can't believe so many people claim to know the ups and downs and moral code of all of reality, I am not proud to be an American or a relatively-hairless ape, this charade has gone too far, the only thing to be done in the face of all this absurdity is to go totally nuts - quoting Mark Hammill's Joker, "It gets easier once you give in... it really does."

The idea that the meat industry can amount to a daily holocaust, enabled by this worldwide apathy, boggles my mind. So many things about this state boggle my mind. This backwards ban against public masturbation / fucking is a crime against humanity and all of evolution. When I get in these moods I feel like if I were in public I'd just start jacking off. Consider it a case of civil disobedience. I've been hearing about various trickster gods out of the corner of my ear ever since I was a little boy and now a bad case of apparent manic-depression has led me to relate more to The Mask (the Jim Carrey film) than I ever thought possible.

I know all of you have already encountered these ideas but they're just now really sinking into my brain and the stain they leave is going to be very ugly looking to some people
Hi my name is Jack and I'm a psychoholic.

"Or kill me."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
The only appropriate response to the mechanics of this planet is total madness.

Sure...if you're yellow.

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
The idea that the meat industry can amount to a daily holocaust, enabled by this worldwide apathy, boggles my mind.

So it's your position that Jews = cattle?
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
Every conclusion we ever make about anything is based on an observation of an unbelievably tiny portion of the universe. We can't even pay attention to everything happening in our house at once, let alone our street, city, state, country, planet, solar system, galaxy; we've managed to discern through archaic tools the existence of an entire spectrum of light and sound we are physically incapable of witnessing ourselves, every opinion, every fact, every single thing we base our purpose and entire life on is inherently a woefully under-informed position, there is no truth, anywhere...

And yet, and yet... When I wake up in the morning, it's all still there.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on June 24, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
Every conclusion we ever make about anything is based on an observation of an unbelievably tiny portion of the universe. We can't even pay attention to everything happening in our house at once, let alone our street, city, state, country, planet, solar system, galaxy; we've managed to discern through archaic tools the existence of an entire spectrum of light and sound we are physically incapable of witnessing ourselves, every opinion, every fact, every single thing we base our purpose and entire life on is inherently a woefully under-informed position, there is no truth, anywhere...

And yet, and yet... When I wake up in the morning, it's all still there.

Why look for The Truth, why sweat over it, when you can just whimper and moan, while listening to Linkin Park and feeling the mascara being pulled down your face by your bitter, bitter tears of disillusionment?
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 24, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
Every conclusion we ever make about anything is based on an observation of an unbelievably tiny portion of the universe. We can't even pay attention to everything happening in our house at once, let alone our street, city, state, country, planet, solar system, galaxy; we've managed to discern through archaic tools the existence of an entire spectrum of light and sound we are physically incapable of witnessing ourselves, every opinion, every fact, every single thing we base our purpose and entire life on is inherently a woefully under-informed position, there is no truth, anywhere...

And yet, and yet... When I wake up in the morning, it's all still there.

Why look for The Truth, why sweat over it, when you can just whimper and moan, while listening to Linkin Park and feeling the mascara being pulled down your face by your bitter, bitter tears of disillusionment?

People still listen to Linkin Park?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

I'm going to give this noob a chance  :D


Mainly so I can play good-cop bad-cop with Doc Howl - yes I'm that bored

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

Also he said "manic depression" and "psychoholic" would someone mind jumping on that - I'm too busy being nice and shit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:29:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 24, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
Every conclusion we ever make about anything is based on an observation of an unbelievably tiny portion of the universe. We can't even pay attention to everything happening in our house at once, let alone our street, city, state, country, planet, solar system, galaxy; we've managed to discern through archaic tools the existence of an entire spectrum of light and sound we are physically incapable of witnessing ourselves, every opinion, every fact, every single thing we base our purpose and entire life on is inherently a woefully under-informed position, there is no truth, anywhere...

And yet, and yet... When I wake up in the morning, it's all still there.

Why look for The Truth, why sweat over it, when you can just whimper and moan, while listening to Linkin Park and feeling the mascara being pulled down your face by your bitter, bitter tears of disillusionment?

People still listen to Linkin Park?

Okay, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.  Whatever.

He's a "horned and hoofed shaman" of some sort, so I really should have seen this coming.  Reminds me...The Devil's (Discordian) Dictionary really needs an entry on "Shamans".
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 06:29:25 PM
I'm going to give this noob a chance  :D


Mainly so I can play good-cop bad-cop with Doc Howl - yes I'm that bored

Right.  You offer him a coffee, and I'll kick the folding chair out from underneath him when he takes his first sip.  Just like old times!
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 06:30:40 PM
Also he said "manic depression" and "psychoholic" would someone mind jumping on that - I'm too busy being nice and shit

OH, HOW LONG CAN DOKTOR VITRIOL RESIST?  HOW LONG CAN HE HOLD OUT FROM JUMPING ON THE HORNED.  AND HOOFED.  SHAMAN?
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

I don't know man, I prefer to masturbate/fuck in the privacy of my home for comfort reasons. Concrete on naked skin isn't very pleasant.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:29:06 PM


People still listen to Linkin Park?

I certainly don't.

What I meant to express here wasn't a position of negativity, more just, having my mind recently blown by the "maybe logic" idea, etc, I find myself baffled as to what to do with my time here on Earth.

Oh, shit.  MLA braincramp in progress.  Someone get some Death Coffee™, quick1!




1  For me and Dok Vitriol.  I'm staying up til this explosion of meatsacky goodness has ended, and I suspect Dok V will, too.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:36:49 PM
I don't know man, I prefer to masturbate/fuck in the privacy of my home for comfort reasons. Concrete on naked skin isn't very pleasant.

I still want to know why he compares Jews to cattle.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:29:06 PM


People still listen to Linkin Park?

I certainly don't.

What I meant to express here wasn't a position of negativity, more just, having my mind recently blown by the "maybe logic" idea, etc, I find myself baffled as to what to do with my time here on Earth.

That's easy. Have fun.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS