Total Madness

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Sorry for being so good at offending people.

It's not something I'm doing on purpose.

Before you hit "post" take a step back and reread, and see if there's anything that would be taken the wrong way.

[Doktor Howl]

I tend to use the words interchangeably

I don't.  I am offended by willful stupidity.  This makes me angry.

I am disgusted by a guy who feels that he should jack off in public, so kids can see him.  This makes me more than a little ill, and makes we want bad things to happen to him.  It's more than a little "Loveshady", and creepier than a crotchless clown suit at a birthday party.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I tend to use the words interchangeably

I don't.  I am offended by willful stupidity.  This makes me angry.

I am disgusted by a guy who feels that he should jack off in public, so kids can see him.  This makes me more than a little ill, and makes we want bad things to happen to him.  It's more than a little "Loveshady", and creepier than a crotchless clown suit at a birthday party.

It is pretty creepy. Perhaps he didn't think through why public masturbation is a bad thing and against the law.

Edit: Though he should have, since it would cause him to be a sex offender.

[LMNO]

Not to mention, it's really difficult to find a decent public wifi point for the necessary internet access.

[Doktor Howl]

I tend to use the words interchangeably

I don't.  I am offended by willful stupidity.  This makes me angry.

I am disgusted by a guy who feels that he should jack off in public, so kids can see him.  This makes me more than a little ill, and makes we want bad things to happen to him.  It's more than a little "Loveshady", and creepier than a crotchless clown suit at a birthday party.

It is pretty creepy. Perhaps he didn't think through why public masturbation is a bad thing and against the law.

Oh, dear.  I was purposefully avoiding saying that exact sentence, so we wouldn't have to hear from him how it's natural, and healthy for children to see.  Because we're exactly the same as chimpanzees or something.

Or because he has a thing for that, and he's trying to rationalize it.

I call Uncle BadTouch.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Not to mention, it's really difficult to find a decent public wifi point for the necessary internet access.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I tend to use the words interchangeably

I don't.  I am offended by willful stupidity.  This makes me angry.

I am disgusted by a guy who feels that he should jack off in public, so kids can see him.  This makes me more than a little ill, and makes we want bad things to happen to him.  It's more than a little "Loveshady", and creepier than a crotchless clown suit at a birthday party.

It is pretty creepy. Perhaps he didn't think through why public masturbation is a bad thing and against the law.

Oh, dear.  I was purposefully avoiding saying that exact sentence, so we wouldn't have to hear from him how it's natural, and healthy for children to see.  Because we're exactly the same as chimpanzees or something.

Or because he has a thing for that, and he's trying to rationalize it.

I call Uncle BadTouch.

My bad.

[Doktor Howl]

Not to mention, it's really difficult to find a decent public wifi point for the necessary internet access.

Yeah, imagine the chaos as dozens of Starbucks patrons find that their coffee cups have mysteriously adhered to their tables.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Okay, listen. It's stupid that I should even carry on with this, probably, I'd like to just be done with it, but I feel I've been misconstrued as having any interest in exhibitionism, which I do not.

I was not saying, "BOY, I WISH I COULD JUST GO SOMEWHERE AND DO THAT RIGHT NOW, WITH ALL THE CONSEQUENCES IT WOULD HAVE ON EVERYONE AROUND ME."

The only thing I was getting at is I personally think the world would be a better place if the entire taboo around sex had never developed, centuries or milennia ago, if people weren't ashamed of their bodies as they seem to be now, what with the gym craze, all the infomercials for workout shit, whatever. I think the SHAME people have of things that everyone has and everyone do is unfortunate. But in this world, as it exists now, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of doing something like that, and children have nothing to do with it in the slightest. I think the ENTIRE WORLD, not just me, should be allowed to smoke pot and fuck in the streets. It wasn't the central piece of anything I had posted, but now it is, because of an apparent misunderstanding that I apologize for. I'm not sniveling, I'm not attacking, I'm not defensive or filled with hate and I don't think there's any right way to be a "discordian", whatever that means.

What does shame about sex or bodies have to do with masturbating in public? Do you also want to have sex and shit in public?

I'm not ashamed of pooping, or of fucking, or of giving birth, but I like a little privacy while I do do them. HINT: evolutionarily, it has something to do with vulnerability.

If it took us 15 seconds to fuck or shit and could do it on the hoof, like many prey animals, I bet we wouldn't have any such "taboos" around it. But it's NOT natural for us to feel comfortable being exposed to all and sundry at our most vulnerable times.

[LMNO]

Just stop for a moment, and imagine if everyone in the world began fucking in the streets.


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Ew.



Just.... Ew.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Okay, listen. It's stupid that I should even carry on with this, probably, I'd like to just be done with it, but I feel I've been misconstrued as having any interest in exhibitionism, which I do not.

I was not saying, "BOY, I WISH I COULD JUST GO SOMEWHERE AND DO THAT RIGHT NOW, WITH ALL THE CONSEQUENCES IT WOULD HAVE ON EVERYONE AROUND ME."

The only thing I was getting at is I personally think the world would be a better place if the entire taboo around sex had never developed, centuries or milennia ago, if people weren't ashamed of their bodies as they seem to be now, what with the gym craze, all the infomercials for workout shit, whatever. I think the SHAME people have of things that everyone has and everyone do is unfortunate. But in this world, as it exists now, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of doing something like that, and children have nothing to do with it in the slightest. I think the ENTIRE WORLD, not just me, should be allowed to smoke pot and fuck in the streets. It wasn't the central piece of anything I had posted, but now it is, because of an apparent misunderstanding that I apologize for. I'm not sniveling, I'm not attacking, I'm not defensive or filled with hate and I don't think there's any right way to be a "discordian", whatever that means.

It should not. Some laws are stupid. Ones dealing with this are not. If you pull out your weiner in public and start tugging on it, children are liable to see. Not to mention women who would be disturbed by it.

Dude. If we're misconstruing you, fine, BUT you did post it 3 different times. But you don't seem to understand what's going wrong here, especially where you have admitted to having sex in public, unless that was creative license. And if it is, it still implies some very unhealthy thinking.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just stop for a moment, and imagine if everyone in the world began fucking in the streets.


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Ew.



Just.... Ew.

Pretty much.

[Cain]

If certain puritannical standards about sex are the issue then why didn't you say that in the first place?  BY choosing the most provocative and contraversial aspect of this to talk about, you are obscuring your message under rightful attacks on an idiotic idea.

[Doktor Howl]

I was not saying, "BOY, I WISH I COULD JUST GO SOMEWHERE AND DO THAT RIGHT NOW, WITH ALL THE CONSEQUENCES IT WOULD HAVE ON EVERYONE AROUND ME."

No, you were lamenting the fact that you couldn't, or expressing bitterness that you couldn't, rather than wishing for it.  Explain to me why this is better.

I think the ENTIRE WORLD, not just me, should be allowed to smoke pot and fuck in the streets.

So your argument is that we are the same as, say, alley cats?

[Doktor Howl]

Just stop for a moment, and imagine if everyone in the world began fucking in the streets.


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Ew.



Just.... Ew.

Just think of me alone, exposing my back to the world. 

The horror.