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Started by Runaway_Scarecrow, June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

Now, now everybody, lets not be so hasty.

There there lovely noob get a fucking grip of your dumb fuck erm ... I'm sure that's not what you meant ... CUNT! or something

Aw fuck it - I'm done  :evilmad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
So I put some shit in the second paragraph that applied to me personally, apparently a harsh contrast with the 1st one. I didn't realize it would break your guys' balls.

So, you DO masturbate in public?

No breakage here dude. It's just kinda, you know, asking for mockery?

You're such a nice guy, NT.  I can see you need more "therapy".  Oh, yes.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 06:59:33 PM
Now, now everybody, lets not be so hasty.

There there lovely noob get a fucking grip of your dumb fuck erm ... I'm sure that's not what you meant ... CUNT! or something

Aw fuck it - I'm done  :evilmad:

Three pages, though.  That's a personal best for you, isn't it?
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 06:59:33 PM
Now, now everybody, lets not be so hasty.

There there lovely noob get a fucking grip of your dumb fuck erm ... I'm sure that's not what you meant ... CUNT! or something

Aw fuck it - I'm done  :evilmad:

Three pages, though.  That's a personal best for you, isn't it?

His avatar looks like enkii in pink - it was just too fucking much- even for a saint like me  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
So I put some shit in the second paragraph that applied to me personally, apparently a harsh contrast with the 1st one. I didn't realize it would break your guys' balls.

So, you DO masturbate in public?

No breakage here dude. It's just kinda, you know, asking for mockery?

Well, no, I don't, but if I did, I wouldn't take myself very seriously in the act, hurr durr

If that avatar is from life, then I wouldn't either.

Also, do you really have hooves?  I mean, that would be fucking awesome, especially when people crowd you on the train.

Lastly, check your PMs.  Or don't.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 06:59:33 PM
Now, now everybody, lets not be so hasty.

There there lovely noob get a fucking grip of your dumb fuck erm ... I'm sure that's not what you meant ... CUNT! or something

Aw fuck it - I'm done  :evilmad:

Three pages, though.  That's a personal best for you, isn't it?

His avatar looks like enkii in pink - it was just too fucking much- even for a saint like me  :x

Watch your gob, mate, or he'll hoof your arse, dead in the junk.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
So I put some shit in the second paragraph that applied to me personally, apparently a harsh contrast with the 1st one. I didn't realize it would break your guys' balls.

So, you DO masturbate in public?

No breakage here dude. It's just kinda, you know, asking for mockery?

Well, no, I don't, but if I did, I wouldn't take myself very seriously in the act, hurr durr

Well, wouldn't you be? I mean you'd be doing it to piss of THE MAN, wouldn't you?

Activist masturbation- what happens when even hippies won't give you some.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 07:03:23 PM

Well, wouldn't you be? I mean you'd be doing it to piss of THE MAN, wouldn't you?



And LMNO and I, as representatives from "The Man" sector, do not appreciate it, I can tell you.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
So I put some shit in the second paragraph that applied to me personally, apparently a harsh contrast with the 1st one. I didn't realize it would break your guys' balls.

So, you DO masturbate in public?

No breakage here dude. It's just kinda, you know, asking for mockery?

You're such a nice guy, NT.  I can see you need more "therapy".  Oh, yes.

I can't help it sometimes, Dok.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 07:03:23 PM
Activist masturbation- what happens when even hippies won't give you some.

This really ought to be some kind of poster. Which reminds me - the squid thing from pic this am - bbiab ...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 07:03:23 PM
Activist masturbation- what happens when even hippies won't give you some.

This really ought to be some kind of poster. Which reminds me - the squid thing from pic this am - bbiab ...

:lulz:
I'll see what I can do this weekend
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
So I put some shit in the second paragraph that applied to me personally, apparently a harsh contrast with the 1st one. I didn't realize it would break your guys' balls.

Well, let's just focus on the first paragraph.

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
The only appropriate response to the mechanics of this planet is total madness.

Every conclusion we ever make about anything is based on an observation of an unbelievably tiny portion of the universe. We can't even pay attention to everything happening in our house at once, let alone our street, city, state, country, planet, solar system, galaxy; we've managed to discern through archaic tools the existence of an entire spectrum of light and sound we are physically incapable of witnessing ourselves, every opinion, every fact, every single thing we base our purpose and entire life on is inherently a woefully under-informed position, there is no truth, anywhere, I can't believe so many people claim to know the ups and downs and moral code of all of reality, I am not proud to be an American or a relatively-hairless ape, this charade has gone too far, the only thing to be done in the face of all this absurdity is to go totally nuts - quoting Mark Hammill's Joker, "It gets easier once you give in... it really does."


1.  Indeed, do many things come to pass.  More than we can ever hope to see.
2.  Given that, how can people ever make definitive statements about reality, or even morality?

3.  Therefore, the USA sucks, I don't like being human, so let's go crazy.


I don't think your conclusion matches up with your premise.  Please clarify.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 07:04:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
So I put some shit in the second paragraph that applied to me personally, apparently a harsh contrast with the 1st one. I didn't realize it would break your guys' balls.

So, you DO masturbate in public?

No breakage here dude. It's just kinda, you know, asking for mockery?

You're such a nice guy, NT.  I can see you need more "therapy".  Oh, yes.

I can't help it sometimes, Dok.

Ah, well.  Bitter old cynics aren't built in a day.  :lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 07:03:23 PM

Well, wouldn't you be? I mean you'd be doing it to piss of THE MAN, wouldn't you?


No, only for kicks.
"I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well," etc.
P.S brotatoes I'm not any kind of pagan, etc, no religious nonsense, so if you're getting that from my decorative text, don't

No, actually, LMNO and I are The Man.  Richter is a candidate for The Man-ness, but he has 5-10 years before he will have wormed his way high enough up into the corporate structure.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Runaway_Scarecrow on June 24, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 07:03:23 PM

Well, wouldn't you be? I mean you'd be doing it to piss of THE MAN, wouldn't you?


No, only for kicks.
"I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well," etc.
P.S brotatoes I'm not any kind of pagan, etc, no religious nonsense, so if you're getting that from my decorative text, don't

Improper use of "Hooker With a Penis"
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS