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Started by Cramulus, June 28, 2010, 02:30:31 PM

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#45
July 17, 2010, 07:41:50 AM

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#46
July 21, 2010, 04:20:06 AM
Yeah, you would.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
July 22, 2010, 06:50:29 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#48
July 22, 2010, 11:07:15 AM
Does this count?

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#49
July 22, 2010, 01:12:52 PM
Yeah, but not quite doing it for me.  Needs more punch. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

#50
July 22, 2010, 05:32:33 PM
The demotivational element detracts more than it adds.

GIGGLES

#51
July 25, 2010, 04:03:46 AM
YEAH BITCHES! TECHNOPUN ALL UP IN YOUR ANUS!



IT HURTS YOU SO MUCH, BUT TECHNOPUN CARES NOT FOR YOUR SPHINCTER DAMAGE!

DiscoUkulele

#52
July 25, 2010, 04:13:03 AM
:mittens:
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Jasper

#53
July 25, 2010, 04:35:23 AM
Oh- MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME!!  :fap:

Iron Sulfide

#54
July 25, 2010, 05:54:53 AM
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

#55
July 25, 2010, 11:35:19 AM
Little Brown Jugs? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#56
July 29, 2010, 06:22:34 PM Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 07:01:07 PM by Vladimir Poopin
Shit, now I forgot... I was a rice-based pun, had something to do with size... ah fuck it, thinking is hard.

Here's one that's less obscure:



BONUS

AFK

#57
August 06, 2010, 02:23:02 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#58
August 06, 2010, 02:25:31 PM
complimentary drinks?

AFK

#59
August 06, 2010, 02:26:55 PM
DING DING DING!

I didn't set the bar very high with that one. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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